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livingart

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  1. excellent way to treat a plec, papertowel, throw it around the floor, yea right i can heard his words now "don't move sucker or i'll pop a plec in yo tank"
  2. What is: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place
  3. goldfish in a bowl the cat knocked over
  4. ooh ink to drink, is that indelible or inedible ink?
  5. just because people wear a uniform it doesn't mean they have the knowledge with a broken leg yes inhumane, older bird not much chance of imprinting too much, a jab from some talons can be painful
  6. they live in a fishtank and threw a party
  7. 2 layers of glass with plastic layer between them, when it breaks it wont fly all over the place car windshields are made of this for safety don't know how it would go on a fishtank though
  8. they tried to change a light bulb by standing on ones shoulders in a bucket of water
  9. a well trained animal will do almost anything i have better things to do with my hormones than grow hair
  10. livingart

    random

    apt is an appropriate word to fit the occassion
  11. if i was a polar bear as well as an old geezer i could spend my retirement living in you freezer
  12. i have pulled all my hair out in frustration over the last few days if i glue a damp sponge to my head would hair grass grow in it? and if so would the manure in my brain sustain it? what glue would be best? does hairgrass come in another colour? please help signed the bald eagle
  13. sad but the best option in the circumstances
  14. yes you are an addict but what a lovely adiction
  15. the clicking noise is a warning to leave me alone good luck and i hope it makes it
  16. sometimes best not to feed if they need an operation the next day most predatory birds won't feed in a stress situation
  17. pedantic people leading pedantic lives some people don't have your knowledge, help them to a better understanding ridiculing people smacks of school yard teasing and is reflective on the teaser
  18. sometimes they get struck by the airpressure in front of the truck this dislocates their pelvis and immobilises the feet and tail leh sounds like broken vets or doc in the morning
  19. does he have function in both feet? put in cardboard box with a towel to grip onto put in dark plce, ring department of conversation in the morning
  20. metalworker i am iron man
  21. a Groat is an old coin used in britain or can be a husked grain
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