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livingart

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  1. if i was a polar bear as well as an old geezer i could spend my retirement living in you freezer
  2. i have pulled all my hair out in frustration over the last few days if i glue a damp sponge to my head would hair grass grow in it? and if so would the manure in my brain sustain it? what glue would be best? does hairgrass come in another colour? please help signed the bald eagle
  3. sad but the best option in the circumstances
  4. yes you are an addict but what a lovely adiction
  5. the clicking noise is a warning to leave me alone good luck and i hope it makes it
  6. sometimes best not to feed if they need an operation the next day most predatory birds won't feed in a stress situation
  7. pedantic people leading pedantic lives some people don't have your knowledge, help them to a better understanding ridiculing people smacks of school yard teasing and is reflective on the teaser
  8. sometimes they get struck by the airpressure in front of the truck this dislocates their pelvis and immobilises the feet and tail leh sounds like broken vets or doc in the morning
  9. does he have function in both feet? put in cardboard box with a towel to grip onto put in dark plce, ring department of conversation in the morning
  10. metalworker i am iron man
  11. a Groat is an old coin used in britain or can be a husked grain
  12. which groat are we talking?
  13. well done nick you got the other answewr your turn
  14. the answer lies in the riddle
  15. yes they are in 3 seperate tanks have to stand too far back to get the full tank shot and make out the little fishies
  16. said the cat but not before getting back to the phoenix rising from the ashes of the lbw descision made by umpire selpin eslaf who was from
  17. the words booming from the gramophone player If you've never been a frog kissin', then you don't know what you've been missin', There's a world of opportunity under each and every log. If you've never been a charm breaker and if you've never been a handsome prince maker, Just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog. then
  18. good book, it starts with once upon a time there was a green guppy who liked cheese until 1day he turned yellow so he went on a quest to find the golden rabbit named hemlock...... on the way
  19. and like to gallivant about the lily pads while in my happy mood then fell over backwards and
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