A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a $20,000 loan.
“First I’ll need some details sir. What’s your name?â€
“Kermit Jagger†replies the frog, “Whats yours?’
“I’m Ms. Wakk, Paddy Wakk†says the teller, “and do you have any collateral Mr. Jaggerâ€
“Yes, I do. I have this†and he hands over a small ceramic elephant.
The teller is a bit baffled by this and says “Excuse me Mr. Jagger, I’ll need to speak with the manager about this†and off she goes to the managers office.
“Excuse me sir, I have a Kermit Jagger looking for a $20,000 loan and all he has is this small ceramic elephant for collateral. What shall I do?â€
The manager replies…
“That’s a knick knack Paddy Wakk, give the frog a loan, his old man’s a Rolling Stoneâ€