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  1. MarkLB

    Tumblers

    http://www.cichlid-forum.com/articles/tumbling_eggs.php
  2. A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a $20,000 loan. “First I’ll need some details sir. What’s your name?†“Kermit Jagger†replies the frog, “Whats yours?’ “I’m Ms. Wakk, Paddy Wakk†says the teller, “and do you have any collateral Mr. Jagger†“Yes, I do. I have this†and he hands over a small ceramic elephant. The teller is a bit baffled by this and says “Excuse me Mr. Jagger, I’ll need to speak with the manager about this†and off she goes to the managers office. “Excuse me sir, I have a Kermit Jagger looking for a $20,000 loan and all he has is this small ceramic elephant for collateral. What shall I do?†The manager replies… “That’s a knick knack Paddy Wakk, give the frog a loan, his old man’s a Rolling Stoneâ€
  3. And this is the result of looking so handsome...... 8)
  4. Hi TTK. Here's a good article on whitespot. It's a bit of a read but worth the while. http://www.cichlid-forum.com/articles/ich.php I've used the rock salt and increased temp method sucessfully on my comm tank.
  5. :bounce: :bounce: Awesome.
  6. That sounds challenging :lol: It gives me warm fuzzies knowing that there are people like you and your colleagues doing good work. Thankyou
  7. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  8. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I saw you Sandy....you're awesome...all I saw were kids having fun and smiles, smiles and more smiles. Good on you.
  9. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Lucky you. I'm jealous :lol: I love setting up new tanks.
  10. Welcome to the forums
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    Your tank looks good jc360
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    Is there a 'Resize image' option in Photodump? I use Photobucket and you can choose the size before uploading the image.
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    I've made it bigger but it ruins the sharpness....
  14. I use Limewire Pro and I've downloaded a couple of trojans before but I scan every download before I veiw it and the AV finds them. And, like Dixon points out, it's easy enough to tell which files to keep away from.
  15. yeah....like 40 years :lol: :lol:
  16. Hi all. Mum dug this pic of me out today for a tease so I thought I'd share .....it's a little out of date :oops: :lol:
  17. MarkLB

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    Welcome to the forums :bounce:
  18. I just found this :lol: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." And this is supposed to be the funniest joke in the world...... Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke
  19. Not really clean but it should be OK for an R14 forum A man is sitting on a train with three babies on his lap. A woman says to him "What lovely children. Are they yours?" "No" replies the man, "I'm a travelling condom salesman and these are complaints"
  20. Hi tdj5 I feed brineshrimp to my African Cichlid fry and its never caused me a problem. I give my mature Africans small amounts of bloodworm but only rarely, maybe once a fortnight or less. Some people have had trouble with bloodworms causing bloat. I give mine a regular diet of NLS Cichlid Formula but a good quality flake food will do them fine with a bit of spirulina flake for balance. HTH
  21. Taken yesterday with flash.....
  22. MarkLB

    Just saying hi.

    :bounce: Hi and welcome to the forums :bounce:
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