anthony law Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Watch out at the Beach Hop... :slfg: From 5am on 25 March 2012 the Give Way Rules are changing. From then, the red Mk IV Cortina will give way to the green Mk IV Cortina. Until that time the Purple Holden Ute has right of way over the Blue Holden Ute. Real cars will continue to have right of way over Japanese cars. Holden will never give way to Ford, and vice versa, leading to collisions whenever they meet. Trucks will continue to have right of “weigh” because they weigh more. With some exceptions. Here the rubbish truck is heavier, but must be overtaken or it will hold up traffic which is a crime against god and nature. Buses weigh a lot, but, being a form of public transport of course never get right of way. Note how all these drivers cooperate to ensure there is no gap the bus can push into. Classic cars have right of way, so the Holden gives way to the Jag XK120, with some exceptions. Ford Capri claims classic status but Holden Ute gains right of way because the Capri has been painted pink….and it’s a Ford. Holden HZ gains right of way over Holden SS V not because it is a classic but because the SS driver is more worried about scratching his paint work. Citroen DS claims right of way as a classic, but no one ever gives way to the French. Real classics claim right of way over not really classics like this 1980s Rover 3500 Time machine gets right of way over everything, except… Magnum PI, because nothing holds up that moustache [see Ferrari refutes the Decline of the West, in Republican Party Reptile, P J O'Rourke]. Ordinary cars give way to a police car. ‘Traffic safety service’ police will continue to give way to real police trying to catch Sheryl West. Police cars still give way to ambulances. I guess if two ambulances meet they both have right of way and collide. Cool… Then you’d have to send a really BIG ambulance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghaz Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 I already follow these rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovmoller Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 :sml1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LYNDYLOO Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 :thup: Sounds good to me :thup: :slfg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 :facepalm: :slfg: Oh dear oh dear :slfg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calculator Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 :slfg: :slfg: :slfg: :slfg: I thought when driving you were supposed to be playing 'chicken'. First one to give away loses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted March 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 :slfg: pics up aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueether Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 even better with the pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted March 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 i put the pics up for sophia..just i case she dosnt understand :digH: :cofn: :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Best one I've seen yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 These rules actually make sense! Well except that all cars must give way to the German cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 The rules ACTUALLY are - all drivers of all vehicles, and pedestrians must give way to me.......... get out of my way.... coming through!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted March 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueether Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 That poor cat, it looks so stressed. Sophia, how could you be so cruel to a beloved pet. Next you will be posting a bluetoung driving - when will the cruelty to pets ever end. And you being a mod and all, I would expect you to hold much higher standards :digH: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketman Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 That poor cat, it looks so stressed. Sophia, how could you be so cruel to a beloved pet. Next you will be posting a bluetoung driving - when will the cruelty to pets ever end. And you being a mod and all, I would expect you to hold much higher standards :digH: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted March 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 :rotf: :rotf: that must be the one that sophia goes off.. :digH: :rotf: i see a muffin stop in there.. :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karina Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Anthony -"Real cars will continue to have right of way over Japanese cars." :roll: Depends what you define a "real car". I have a jap car that most other "real cars" as you put it eat my dust 8) :digH: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 I don't have standards... just loose 'guidelines' :spop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zev Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 Well, made it into town and back without being involved in any near misses or seeing any shows of creative arm or finger gesticulating - but it is early days yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LYNDYLOO Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 :thup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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