anthony law Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 hope this is not to anel for mrs s :an!gry Yesterday I was at my local Pak n Save store buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Tux Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Tux nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's backside and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Pak n Save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 :rotf: :rotf: Nice one! Are you actually banned from pak n save cos you gave a stupid question the answer it deserved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 :slfg: I'm sure this has been posted on here before... I remember reading it ages ago. It's still hilarious though :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marinefish4life Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 hhahhahahhaa i read this in class on my phone and started cracking up while we were watching a movie :slfg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmin4304 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 School is tough these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 :gigl: when are you going to try that diet Anthony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 he already has you want to see him trying to get past lamp posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 :rotf: :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F15hguy Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 hhahhahahhaa i read this in class on my phone and started cracking up while we were watching a movie :slfg: in my days we did a couple of things called "learning" and "Work" whats up with sitting in class watching a movie while surfing the net on a phone?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepsnana Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 whats up with sitting in class watching a movie while surfing the net on a phone?? I'm sure if they stopped broadcasting free wifi they might have more attentive students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F15hguy Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 what??? free wifi????, I had to wait in line to have a go on a Apple Mac2, learnt how to write Pong in C, learnt to draw naked chicks using ascii. yet still know ow to use the dewey decimal system..... have I suddenly become old??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Some kids just don't really give a stuff about their education I suppose... I personally love going to classes, I just hate all those stupid kids who are disruptive and bully people and make school a miserable place. My favourite subject is Social Studies. It is so interesting and I always learn something new each lesson :thup: I really can't see why people would want to be on their phone when they could actually be learning all this fascinating stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F15hguy Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 :smln: tehehehe I was mad for Biology and Japanese, mainly to pick up Japanese chicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marinefish4life Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Some kids just don't really give a stuff about their education I suppose... I personally love going to classes, I just hate all those stupid kids who are disruptive and bully people and make school a miserable place. My favourite subject is Social Studies. It is so interesting and I always learn something new each lesson :thup: I really can't see why people would want to be on their phone when they could actually be learning all this fascinating stuff. Social studies is the best by miles we have just finish pacific islands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camtang Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 I was mad for Biology and Japanese, mainly to pick up Japanese chicks smart man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 :facepalm: :slfg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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