HaNs Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 What makes you think it was a pick-up line? Most likely the discussion over the flowing minutes What is wrong with a bit of hogget Hans? Hogget? As in Hogget Lambing :-? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeash007 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere? Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaffen Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. :lol: :lol: Hah, I'm going to change my name to Doug just so I can use that one. Getting the accent just right will be hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 I've got your name tattooed on my backside you need to have "your name" tattooed on your backside though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilson Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 this is my favorite: Ive lost my phone number... can i have yours :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 that may actually work wilson it could be the best pick up line in the world success depends on the delivery, timing, how the deliverer is percieved by the recipient and the amount of alcohol consumed by said recipient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whetu Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 I can see why more women prefer to stay single these days if this is an example of best pick up lines :-? I'm with you Caryl. They make me laugh to read them here but anyone who actually used one of these lines on me would stand no chance of ever recovering from that moment of poor judgement! :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesejawa Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 This thread is so entertaining but I would never use any. :lol: I have heard some pretty bad ones but sadly cant remember them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedingFrenzy Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you. I love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afrikan Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Yeah I like that one to FF :lol: At least he would be giving an option :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefish Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 If I was DNA helicase i'd unzip your genes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketman Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 to borrow from austin powers: hose pants are so tight! how do you get into them?... rofl my best one : i was going to come over here and use a cheap pick-up line, but id much rather hear what you have to say... AND THAT HAS WORKED! lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpidersWeb Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 If you were a booger, I'd totally pick you first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedingFrenzy Posted July 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Here are a few from this website: http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. You make my software turn to hardware! Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me Pardon me, are you in heat?! Lolololololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokako Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 wow, you're absolutely gorgeous! do you also cook and clean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedingFrenzy Posted July 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 wow, you're absolutely gorgeous! do you also cook and clean? LOL! High 5!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoody Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 We used to play the "who can use the worst pick up line" game at the pub untill my mate scored with ths one. after this we figured no body could beat it so we gave up!? You got it, I want it, so giz it! :roll: 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catfish_dude Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Wanna go havles on a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeash007 Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DantezGirl Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 most drunks at garage party's around here just rock up to you and say..........That Us? but most of em are young and it works on some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stella Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Wanna go havles on a baby? :lol: That sounds like effective contraception! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herefishiefishie Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 This one works well sometimes My mates reckon I couldn't get a kiss off the best looking chick in the bar... I think your the best looking girl here... How about a kiss. If she smiles, turn your cheek Frenchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/2waysgood Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Argh.... Last time I said something corny in a pub I said "You thirsty?, Suck on this..." Stuck my tounge out and BOOMPHA! I had him.., hook, line and er, hmmmm. ( I wasn't going home lonely... ) Hahahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaffen Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 You're so cute, baby seals and puppies send each other postcards of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
museeumchick Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 I worked in a lab last summer and we had a competition as to who could find the best zoological pick up lines now i cant remember any of them but what I do remember is the excellent collection of zoological/ecological dance moves. there was the ganett (sp?), the stick insect, mollusc, seaweed, quail, grasshopper and many more. They were most excellent, and thoroughly tried out at every danceworthy event (including my mothers wedding). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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