Wow someone dug out this old thread..
No, I never came any closer to an explanation to this.. even with 9400 views on youtube, no one could offer any real explanation.. plenty of jokes though :slfg:
But I can report that it no longer happens when I do waterchanges..
I suspect whatever fungus/bacteria or other organism that was causing this has now been outcompeted by a nice red/brownish algae/bacteria that the wood is now covered in..