*ignoring Alan's inflammatory comment :roll:
On my way to the bustop in the morning there are 4 cats for me to visit, if they are feeling sociable. 3 of them have names on their collars but another is far too smooth for a collar so I call him Mr Cat. There was a 5th that I called Squeaky but I haven't seen him for so long I'm sure he must have died, especially since I now see Mr Cat in his garden. There are another 3 that visit from the neighbours too. Even though my area is clearly 'Caturated' I still want my own but the landlord says 'no pets'. Luckily he doesn't mind fish