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anthony law

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Watch out at the Beach Hop... :slfg:

From 5am on 25 March 2012 the Give Way Rules are changing. From then, the red Mk IV Cortina will give way to the green Mk IV Cortina.

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Until that time the Purple Holden Ute has right of way over the Blue Holden Ute.

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Real cars will continue to have right of way over Japanese cars.

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Holden will never give way to Ford, and vice versa, leading to collisions whenever they meet.

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Trucks will continue to have right of “weigh” because they weigh more.

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With some exceptions. Here the rubbish truck is heavier, but must be overtaken or it will hold up traffic which is a crime against god and nature.

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Buses weigh a lot, but, being a form of public transport of course never get right of way.

Note how all these drivers cooperate to ensure there is no gap the bus can push into.

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Classic cars have right of way, so the Holden gives way to the Jag XK120, with some exceptions.

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Ford Capri claims classic status but Holden Ute gains right of way because the Capri has been painted pink….and it’s a Ford.

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Holden HZ gains right of way over Holden SS V not because it is a classic but because the SS driver is more worried about scratching his paint work.

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Citroen DS claims right of way as a classic, but no one ever gives way to the French.

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Real classics claim right of way over not really classics like this 1980s Rover 3500

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Time machine gets right of way over everything, except…

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Magnum PI, because nothing holds up that moustache [see Ferrari refutes the Decline of the West, in Republican Party Reptile, P J O'Rourke].

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Ordinary cars give way to a police car.

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‘Traffic safety service’ police will continue to give way to real police trying to catch Sheryl West.

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Police cars still give way to ambulances.

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I guess if two ambulances meet they both have right of way and collide. Cool…

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Then you’d have to send a really BIG ambulance!

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That poor cat, it looks so stressed. Sophia, how could you be so cruel to a beloved pet. Next you will be posting a bluetoung driving - when will the cruelty to pets ever end.

And you being a mod and all, I would expect you to hold much higher standards :digH:

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That poor cat, it looks so stressed. Sophia, how could you be so cruel to a beloved pet. Next you will be posting a bluetoung driving - when will the cruelty to pets ever end.

And you being a mod and all, I would expect you to hold much higher standards :digH:

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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