fish_tank0311 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 What stinks when living, but smells good when dead? I saw this on a sign. I dont know the answer, it isnt necessarily fishy related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 That would depend on how you cooked it - Pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlogged Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Skunks are, or used to be used as a base for perfum? or so i'm told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted October 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 That would depend on how you cooked it - Pig. Pig doesnt really fit. you have to cook it for it to smell good, it doesnt say anything about cooking in the riddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 That would depend on how you cooked it - Pig. I'm going with pig too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 No, but im hoping you'd eat it dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Ham isn't cooked, is it? That still smells pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Bacon isn't typically cooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcrudd Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/in ... 519AAYVTaY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlogged Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 not all pigs smell bad. some people will keep them as pets and i emagine they'd wash them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlogged Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 F A R T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie841 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 It can not be a fart as it was never living so can not be die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 so can not be die :lol: nice :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlogged Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 but metaphoricly speaking in has a life span. and there for metaphoricly it lives and dies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 silent but violent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 a fart is also the fastest thing on the planet. no sooner sooner have you dropped it, it's up some ones nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Q: why do eskimos have big ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlogged Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 ?? i don't know either. i heard it on 21 jump st in the mid 90's & they never said the punch line & it has bugged me ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Q: why do eskimos have big ears? they have big ears that let them hear any stalking killer penguins, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovmoller Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 they have big ears that let them hear any stalking killer penguins, Eskimos and penguins?? Think you've got your poles mixed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 it was the punchline to the question in the movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Q: why do eskimos have big ears? They don't have particularly big ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 I know an answer to this but it refers to men's ears in general, not Eskimos in particular, and it is too risque for this forum :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Another unpleasant by-product of digestion is the fart. These result from the gas produced by bacteria in your bowel breaking down fibre and starch - creating methane, hydrogen, and hydrogen sulphide (AKA rotten egg gas). "Some people create more methane gas, which means their farts don't smell," says Professor Bolin. "Others produce more hydrogen sulphide." They're the ones you don't want to be stuck next to on a plane. The type of gas you produce depends on the type of bacteria in your bowel. According to Professor Bolin, the type of bacteria now dwelling in your nether regions is determined by what your mum ate when she was pregnant with you, and what you ate up until you were about seven. So next time someone lets a stinker rip in the lift, blame their mum. Source: Everybody Poos, even Paris Hilton. Australian Women's Health Magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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