Cricketman Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's messed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy :!: went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to get my freak on. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was messed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Totally, awesomely hilarious :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oeminx Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.... Roflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jc360 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 i know that bikini? i have to say when i was a young fellah seeing your sister in that bikini was something i will never forget . i wasnt totally lusting after her . but she was like the hottest girl around. dont think much of her now, i have to say she has aged terribly, but if your going to live that sort of lifestyle then your going to wear the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketman Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Darth Vader gives it away, dont you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon1990 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 This is truely the most strange post i have ever seen on a fish forum 10 points! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oO SKIPPY Oo Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 +1 im worried for you cricketman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 i warned you about the effects of all those hair products reacting with that cheap chinese stainless steel plate in your head don't worry let me make a call and the "force" will be with you in 10 mins we are warming up the padded cell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
si_sphinx Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 bahahahaha when i started reading it wooow but the end sorted it out lol. good one :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firenzenz Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Mate! if you weren't from the Bay and weren't into fishing then I would be surprised. just be careful where you put that light saber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 it is something in the water down here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firenzenz Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 LAST THING WE NEED IS ANOTHER 'CLONE' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firenzenz Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Thats why I don't buy any of your Labs Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 is that a *facepalm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 it is what it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broms2 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 lol, read this last night and just thought you were a weirdo, and then just actually "got it" now, what an egg! very funny :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 i am glad i finished reading the post, i almost gave up 75% of the way through when i was think how damaged you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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