Carlos & Siran

Leptospirosis

Dead

Thesis

Pennywise I looove IT, I made the mistake of reading it at night with just my bedside light on when I was 14 or so, scared the living bejasus outta me. I feel that IT would be the perfect project for Peter Jackson and co to do next, he's got just the right feel about him.

Reckless-Aussie Crawl

Stephen King

Hehehehe, I've heard of kissing a frog so it turns into a prince, but what does it's food turn into when you kiss it?

I once had a cow fill the chest pocket on my wet weathers to the brim without spilling a drop...I'm sure I could hear all the other cows high fiving her as she walked back to the paddock.

Very cool, thanks for sharing Supasi......wish we had a club up here

Aye, before you know it there'll be cow poo for Africa

snap :bounce:

Tell us a joke.......I know the funniest ones are grubby but unfortunately we have to stick to the forum rules... :roll: Since I played golf yesterday I thought I'd post a couple golfing ones... Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you do!" The man looked back at him and said, "Well, that's the least I could do after 20 years of marriage..." Two other blokes on a golf course, one knocks his ball way off onto the next hole by mistake. He goes off to get it, but two seconds later he comes running back. "how come you didn't get it?" his mate asks, "There's 2 women over there" he replies. "and? what's the problem?" says the other. "Well, one's my wife, the other one's my girlfriend!" He explains, "Could you get it for me instead?" So the other geezer goes off to get the ball, and also comes running back. "What's your problem then?" says the other fellow. "Small world ain't it?" he replies, sheepishly :bounce:

Crikey!! that sounds like happy music!

Nina-the Imagination movers

A fellow Dairy Farmer eh? Hi and welcome.

You have a hundred kgs of rocks?And your stand's 200kgs? you sure??

Yup, we fed ours the wee maggots that grew in our maize stack, loved em

We watered the tomatoes and water melon with it this year, heaps of tomatoes and our first ever water melon!!

Picky picky :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi and welcome

Breakfast

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... t-egg.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... t-egg.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 643407.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 977759.stm http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Supermark ... 0121516772 *pokes thumbs in ears, waggles fingers and blows raspberries*

LOL yeah they're pretty ugly but the uglier the tastier in my opinion

Not a bad haul for 5 minutes work eh? And that was just in one paddock. Been an exceptional mushroom season this year.....

Sorry, I just got the impression that the fulla didn't realize he had to cycle the tank, and I thought you had to use guppies or neons, I'll shut up now.....