anthony law

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:slfg: and they tell me need to see a doc.. :facepalm: :slfg:

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im only jokeing,,, :slfg: any way my doc tells me to drink more rum.. :spop: !drool:

over 18 i belive :digH: :slfg:

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once finnsh you just need sophia to test it to make sure it holds water.. :digH: :digH: :slfg:

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!drool: !drool: !drool: with a little butter :spop: :digH: when are you getting yours,, :spop:

nice meeting you too..will get you in to a bigger tank... :cofn: mike.. asss mark ..it will go to his head that someone actchely listen to him.. :digH: :slfg:

i get it now..thats what you get told when you at home,, :digH: :rotf:

and they say i eat alot.. :digH: i only had two pork chops,, nice meet up with u guys and girls again...hopefuly do it again soon.. p/s matt it was nice stry frie...can you please pm me the recipe..please..

owell we can make a camp fire in the africa area...and sing kyunbah my lord.. :slfg: :digH: :nilly:

i hope its working ive just got my pork chops out..for tomorow night :spop:

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it’s 3 in the morning and it’s bloody pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! Drunks are people too you know.” The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replies the drunk..

frist time ive heard it,,so its new to me..

THE LOVE DRESS A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately Walked in. She was shocked to see her Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of Perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered. ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'Every time he sees me in this dress, He instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home she Undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, Dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay On the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in And saw her lying there so provocatively. ' What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually. 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?' :slfg:

yep..no worrys,,ill will feed you..

ok wize guy :sage: you come over and bring your drill and hole saw and drill it for me.. :cofn:

im too chicken too..knowing my luck lately it will crack on me..

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