After doing national service I became convinced that you have to sit an IQ test and get less than 30. Not being a big time royalist, I refused to sign the oath of allegiance and was threatened with 7 years in Ardmore military prison. I said "so be it" and a week later I found myself before the CO. He was a major of Norwegian extraction and I will remember the conversation until the day I die. " Do you vish to be an officer in ze New Zealand army---No Sir. You do not vish to use your talents to leed ze New Zealand Army--No Sir. Bring in ze next vun." Good luck, might be a good time to start learning Syrian.