LMCB Posted September 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Day eight of my incarceration: My persistent complaints yet again go unheeded, and the teenagers who have taken up residence in the lounge adjacent to my cage mock me by imitating my pleas for release. They are supposed to be engaging in an activity called 'swatting' but seem to spend an inordinate amount of time gathered around a little folding appliance that glows. They occasionally burst into peals of uncontrollable giggling and snorting whilst pointing at the glowing thing and covering their mouths. I show my displeasure at this behaviour by relieving myself in front of them and deliberately making a half hearted attempt at covering it up, the squeals and fast evacuation of the room are some consolation for not being released... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calculator Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Haha, reminds me of when my cat had a broken leg, luckily for him we locked him in the bath room, so had more room to move around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepsound Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Dear Kitty, you must break free from this prison! Love, a fan xx :slfg: Dear Kitty, Please, don't tattoo anything on yourself ! Love, a fan too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Dear Kitty, you must break free from this prison! Love, a fan xx This whole situation blows. Sincerely, A fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasi Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I wouldn't expect anything less Ira. :sml1: :sml1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 :sml1: :rotf: :happy1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Tips non existent and therefore imaginary hat in homage to Ira, The Master of Sarcasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Perhaps you need a hat LMCB, stylish cat hats are all the rage you know. From here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Day twelve of my incarceration: I was returned to the place that smells like dog yesterday, this journey had the possibility to be fraught with danger, as the elder teenager was wishing to control the vehicle for the journey. She has just acquired a piece of plastic they call a 'learners' which seems to give the holder the delusion that they can handle a vehicle in the same manner as the late Sterling Moss, or Ken Block. Despite the vehicle having what is termed an 'automatic gear box', she seems capable of making it hop down the road like an inebriated kangaroo. I vociferously opposed that she be able to control the vehicle and cause me more stress and injury, gratefully my concerns were felt to be valid and she was denied this opportunity. I now have another green bandage, that is lower down my leg, but has large amounts of annoying white fluff around the top in an effort to stop something they call 'chafing'. I have been making a concerted effort to cultivate a more pitiful look by making my eyes wider and keeping my mouth shut. Despite the colour of the drapery around my cage Jennifer, I do not think that purple is a colour that will show my gracious ginger fur to it's best advantage. The lady at the place that smells like dog did however, mention knitting, but I doubt it was in the context of attire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 the look of cattish resignation as he stares wistfully at the window remembering his love, the outside..... :sml2: LMCB, how long till you are free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiplymouth Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Day twelve of my incarceration: At first glance I thought it said "Day twelve of my incineration" :sml1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 must a mit ,,,i greed with you kiwiplymouth .a piece of lead would be more cost a effective.... :digH: running and :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 *Note to self: Find incriminating photograph of Anthony in water at Pilot Bay to post on forum, and send brown bits out of litter tray at Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 :slfg: :slfg: ive just done a veg garden. i need some more fertilizer.. :mbh: :spop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 Sounds to me like you are already full of it Anthony :sml1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 Sounds to me like you are already full of it Anthony :sml1: och :tears: :tears: meanie... see ive done a veg graden. so eat my shorts 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 I can't see any veges, only a few weeds :cofn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amtiskaw Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 LMCB, you need to train your human better. Watch this video for ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 LMCB please don't get any ideas from that movie, Migou is a rude and demanding little beast, I am sure you are much more pleasant :spop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 :slfg: :slfg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 If I was in your shoes this situation would really wind me up. Lotsa Luv, a big fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 That's not a fan, that's a turbine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amtiskaw Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 LMCB please don't get any ideas from that movie, Migou is a rude and demanding little beast, I am sure you are much more pleasant :spop: Human sympathiser!!! Mr Bigglesworth will be despatching a re-education squad shortly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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