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livingart

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  1. 2 layers of glass with plastic layer between them, when it breaks it wont fly all over the place car windshields are made of this for safety don't know how it would go on a fishtank though
  2. they tried to change a light bulb by standing on ones shoulders in a bucket of water
  3. a well trained animal will do almost anything i have better things to do with my hormones than grow hair
  4. livingart

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    apt is an appropriate word to fit the occassion
  5. if i was a polar bear as well as an old geezer i could spend my retirement living in you freezer
  6. i have pulled all my hair out in frustration over the last few days if i glue a damp sponge to my head would hair grass grow in it? and if so would the manure in my brain sustain it? what glue would be best? does hairgrass come in another colour? please help signed the bald eagle
  7. sad but the best option in the circumstances
  8. yes you are an addict but what a lovely adiction
  9. the clicking noise is a warning to leave me alone good luck and i hope it makes it
  10. sometimes best not to feed if they need an operation the next day most predatory birds won't feed in a stress situation
  11. pedantic people leading pedantic lives some people don't have your knowledge, help them to a better understanding ridiculing people smacks of school yard teasing and is reflective on the teaser
  12. sometimes they get struck by the airpressure in front of the truck this dislocates their pelvis and immobilises the feet and tail leh sounds like broken vets or doc in the morning
  13. does he have function in both feet? put in cardboard box with a towel to grip onto put in dark plce, ring department of conversation in the morning
  14. metalworker i am iron man
  15. a Groat is an old coin used in britain or can be a husked grain
  16. which groat are we talking?
  17. well done nick you got the other answewr your turn
  18. the answer lies in the riddle
  19. yes they are in 3 seperate tanks have to stand too far back to get the full tank shot and make out the little fishies
  20. said the cat but not before getting back to the phoenix rising from the ashes of the lbw descision made by umpire selpin eslaf who was from
  21. the words booming from the gramophone player If you've never been a frog kissin', then you don't know what you've been missin', There's a world of opportunity under each and every log. If you've never been a charm breaker and if you've never been a handsome prince maker, Just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog. then
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