ahhh beat them every day. feed them once a week...even if they dont need it.
oh oh that reminds me of that old saying...you know
Your dog, your wife and yoru walnut tree ( yes in that order) the harder you beat them the better they be
and um er ...none I know of.
The week of fathers day I hate going to the mail box...just in case
and yes now you know why I am single and penniless and here all the time