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Psssttt... Supasi - can you tell Ira has no kids?

Actually, I have 2 kids.

One of them threw up on the couch one day so I got sick of them and released them into the wild. They're probably wandering around in the rimutakas somewhere now.

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ahhh beat them every day. feed them once a week...even if they dont need it.

oh oh that reminds me of that old saying...you know

Your dog, your wife and yoru walnut tree ( yes in that order) the harder you beat them the better they be

and um er ...none I know of.

The week of fathers day I hate going to the mail box...just in case

and yes now you know why I am single and penniless and here all the time

:wink:

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Actually, I have 2 kids.

One of them threw up on the couch one day so I got sick of them and released them into the wild. They're probably wandering around in the rimutakas somewhere now.

Crossing with the wild population, breeding a feral population of Ira-spawn x-breeds

:digH:

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