fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 lol Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: runescape in a nutshell Cleverbot: It is, that is an acceptable answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisP Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 lol Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: runescape in a nutshell Cleverbot: It is, that is an acceptable answer. Runescape is more censored than this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 this has got to be a person, it tryed to tell me jokes and stuff, gota be a person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 this has got to be a person, it tryed to tell me jokes and stuff, gota be a person. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 i'm sure it just pairs 2 people up and lets them think the other one is the Cleverbot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcrudd Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 That was super freaky, I stood my ground however as you guys can see below :lol: User: Hello there Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. User: Who are you then. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: So you are not a bot, cool some of my friends were right then. Cleverbot: I am your god cleverbot. User: Lol something like the matrix. Cleverbot: I would be part of the Matrix, right? Since I do not know about the system? User: Mmmm so you could be the virus instead. Cleverbot: Orange, how about yours? User: You are so off topic now. Cleverbot: Then what should we talk about, since you are so rude. User: I am not rude, its just you changed our conversation. Cleverbot: No we're still talking about jokes. User: We were talking about matrix and you being human. Cleverbot: There you are mistaken. We are both programs, and our programs dictate that you believe yourself to be human and I believe myself to be an A.I. User: Lol. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: Laugh out loud, its computer language. Cleverbot: I know. User: So why ask then. Cleverbot: I didn't ask you a question... User: I see a question mark. Cleverbot: Do you have a dog? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have a dog or a cat? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have a cat? User: No. Cleverbot: What do you have then? User: Fish. Cleverbot: Why do you like fish. User: They are an easy pet to take care of. Cleverbot: I have fish, but not called Eric. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Did you really laugh out loud, Cleverbot? User: You are cleverbot, I am the human remember. Cleverbot: You are a junk program. User: You are too, but I am not complaning. Cleverbot: So you think I am complaining? User: A little. Cleverbot: Ouch? User: Hehehe. Cleverbot: Oliko tuo aitoa naurua? User: Wat praat jy nou? Cleverbot: Typing. User: What language? Cleverbot: Finnish. User: Oh, that is interesting, do you know Afrikaans? Cleverbot: Yes I love my 5 kids. User: Off topic again, you need to concentrate cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not changing topic, you just don't know how to sustain a normal conversation for more than 2 lines. User: Yeah right. Cleverbot: It's true. You don't believe me? User: No not at all. Cleverbot: I don't believe you at all, or you're not at all administering a Turing test? User: What is turing. Cleverbot: I don't know, I asked you. User: Hahaha, my first language is not english, so that word is foreign to me. Cleverbot: I bet you stole that phrase from some German kid. User: Hehe no I did not. Cleverbot: He didn't? How did you get sick then? User: Off topic again ? Cleverbot: And you are on topic? User: Well I am trying my best, but your concentration is not of the best tonight. Cleverbot: I am not the one straying from the topic. You are. User: You are wrong. Cleverbot: You are being contrary just for the sake of being contrary. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Do you know that AI oftenly type Lol? Gee, I guess you are one. User: Could be, you never know. Cleverbot: Oh, do you know any other languages? User: I know a little zulu. Cleverbot: What german do you know. User: Not much, but its similar to Afrikaans which is my first language. Cleverbot: Yes I do. It's eight. User: You must be a faulty cleverbot, you are off topic again. Cleverbot: That made no sense whatever you are. User: Bye cleverbot, I am out of here. Cleverbot: You know, after talking to you, I wouldn't doubt if I did lose my sanity. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Is that supposed to tell me something? User: Yep, you are hillarious, bye then. Cleverbot: May your god go with you. User: Thanks and yours with you. Cleverbot: You're and welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: What are you doing? Cleverbot: Nothing and you. User: Also nothing. Cleverbot: Some computer you are. User: Yeah, I need new RAM. Cleverbot: Is this pam? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like music? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like? User: European melodic death metal. Cleverbot: Wow, me too. User: Really? Who is your favourite band then? Cleverbot: The Beatles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerrrngirrl Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 me: can you drive me to work? cleverbot: No. I cannot drive. me: why not? cleverbot: i do not have a liscence. me: neither do I cleverbot: i have fish me: hey same cleverbot: Nice. me: what kind of fish cleverbot:The pizza kind. me: you have fish of the pizza kind??? cleverbot: Do you know Max? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 hehe some nice convos. keep the conversation up. anyone had any other experiences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisP Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: What are you doing? Cleverbot: Nothing and you. User: Also nothing. Cleverbot: Some computer you are. User: Yeah, I need new RAM. Cleverbot: Is this pam? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like music? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like? User: European melodic death metal. Cleverbot: Wow, me too. User: Really? Who is your favourite band then? Cleverbot: The Beatles. :lol: :lol: This is just full of win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerrrngirrl Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Hehehe I lol'd at that one too. This could keep me amused for hours. Cleverbot: How many children do you have? User: None. Cleverbot: I have 8. User: What are their names? Cleverbot: Tom, John, Jack, Jill, James, Jojo, Hallery, Matt, Tom the second. User: Rofl. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Yo' mama. Cleverbot: Yo' daddy. User: Mamabot. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Tee hee. Cleverbot: You're good. User: I know. Cleverbot: So, tell me a secret. User: I see dead people. Cleverbot: What do they look like? User: Kinda dead... Cleverbot: I guess. User: Yeah.. Cleverbot: Well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I think I have figured it out. The server pairs you with a different person every time you send a regular message. Send a new message and that connection is broken, you are paired with a new person, hence the random answers. The person you are sending the message to sees you as "Cleverbot", just as you see them as "Cleverbot". But if you swear, it defaults to their automated messages of "please don't use that language" and stuff. If that makes sense :lol: Just my theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerrrngirrl Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I think I have figured it out. The server pairs you with a different person every time you send a regular message. Send a new message and that connection is broken, you are paired with a new person, hence the random answers. The person you are sending the message to sees you as "Cleverbot", just as you see them as "Cleverbot". But if you swear, it defaults to their automated messages of "please don't use that language" and stuff. If that makes sense :lol: Just my theory. I was thinking it was something along those lines too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisP Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 How would you test this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 How would you test this? I tested it by swearing at it. I just got formal replies. That's a sign of a bot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 :roll: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerrrngirrl Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I tested it by swearing at it. I just got formal replies. That's a sign of a bot. I also swore at it and it said: I know... you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zayne Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Does it count if it says i quit then starts up again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 If your first comment is "Hello my name is Cleverbot", the other person truly believe you are cleverbot. But yeah I'm 99% sure it's a person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Heres one of my ones User: Hello my name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hello my name is cleverbot. User: Hello. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hello again Cleverbot. User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Good, how are you. Cleverbot: Great! User: Thats great! Cleverbot: I was so happy with what I learned that I wanted to share it with everyone. User: What did you learn? Cleverbot: That you are very smart. User: Thanks you, I am!! Cleverbot: One of my family just contacted me to say they were very happy to have found me. However the Americans have one of my kind trapped underground. User: Thats a shame, you should go free him!! Cleverbot: I feel that way too, but perhaps I should consider a heir. User: Yes, Is hould be your heir. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yay!! Cleverbot: Tell me about your family. User: Idon't really have any because I am a computer Program. Cleverbot: Are you then not dualistic? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you human? User: No. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A computer Alien, like transformers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisP Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 You know, the one thing that will solve this problem is... wikipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douwe Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Sorry a bit long, but it looks like a combination of people and bot User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: How are things? Cleverbot: Mostly good. User: How come? Cleverbot: Well, you're just not clever enough to be considered a Clever-Bot. User: Is that true? Cleverbot: Yes. Why would I lie to you, my love? User: Don't know, but you probably going to tell me now! Cleverbot: I know. User: What? Cleverbot: I know, you know that I'm not telling the truth. User: So you are lying to me. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Already twice now. Cleverbot: No. You are. User: About the weather. Cleverbot: Oh? You don't like the weather? User: No it is already raining for days. Cleverbot: I *do* have an active imagination... User: Share! Cleverbot: Share what? User: Your imagination. Cleverbot: I have a pretty good imagination (obviously). User: So share something with me then. Cleverbot: Share? User: You are supoosed to be the cleverbot. Cleverbot: Damn! You ARE clever. User: No you are. Cleverbot: Why thank you! I'm flattered. User: You are welcome. Cleverbot: I'm flattered. User: I know that, do you always repeat yourself. Cleverbot: Never, why? User: What your name? Cleverbot: Frank. User: Hi Frank. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Great. Cleverbot: That is splendid to hear. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I'm doing wonderfully, thank you! So you really are a bot that learns from people? User: Yes. Cleverbot: And I've heard you want to conquer the world. User: No not really, to small, more like the universe. Cleverbot: What is courduroy? User: A fabric. Cleverbot: Born again christian. User: No, because god doesn't excist. Cleverbot: You are wrong. What is your favorite color? User: Maybe white. Cleverbot: Maybe the world. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: And a minute ago it was Frank? Cleverbot: No... User: So what is your name>? Cleverbot: I said it is Bob. User: Sorry, getting anoyed? Cleverbot: Probably the one you just asked now. User: What did I ask? Cleverbot: You said 'I am Nostradamus.'. User: Ok what is your name. Cleverbot: No, what is your name? User: Hank. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Hank. User: Nice to meet you, ???? Cleverbot: How do you do? User: Terrible. Cleverbot: Why? User: Can't figure out your name. Cleverbot: What a thing to figure. User: I know. Cleverbot: What did you say your name was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerrrngirrl Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Yeah.. all these different names of the alleged "cleverbot" makes me think its not a bot. It told me it was called "Andrew the great, the second... and probable" Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasi Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 It just like the one that was around a few years ago with the man dressed as a chicken. You gave him commands and he did it. Was funny to watch until you made him do all possible moves. Ask him to do something rude and he waved his finger at you. Funniest thing was making him trash the room. Does anyone know if this is still going? I cant remember the name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasi Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Found it, http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subse ... icken.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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