livingart Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 http://infonews.co.nz/news.cfm?l=1&t=0&id=45007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 So when will he be up for adoption then? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oO SKIPPY Oo Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 i wonder if they thought about gifting it to the auckland zoo since the last one died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 yea but mixing the two species was a concern stated by the park... also im not to sure if the current inclosure is able to house an African Elephant for safety reasons due to them being more none aggressive and bigger in size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 i think you mean the african being more agressive charlie both species do not mix well sadly in the end i think some body may end up badly injured Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navarre Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 You could put your hand up LivingArt? maybe all that SPCA money coudl be helpping you out whilst you teriffy teh neighoobours with elephant polo or something? You could make a fortune onselling the fertilsers...lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 i saw that elephant up here a year or so ago. he was next to the bmx track when they weren't performing so took my kids to see him. we got close, "wharrrppppp", he let the mean one go. flatulence in elephant proportions so maybe you could also bottle that to run the bbq :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navarre Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 lol gawd dont let the greennies hear you Imagine the Fart tax on That! Crikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I’ve discovered the world’s best cure the elixir of life It’s elephant manure to give to the wife. It’s composed completely of natural stuff Just take a ball a day It’s usually enough In India it’s found in piles on the road A free take-away No charge for a load If you prefer your medicine not round but flat Get a Taller Elephant They land with a Splat If you run out of elixir give an Elephant some grass Wait for a while Eventually it will pass The amazing thing about Pachyderms as a species is not the size of the animal But the size of its Faeces Dressed in Pink Don't you think When your dressed in Pink That an Elephant with no nose would fast decompose. Well he couldn't eat No not with his feet. It would be of no avail to try and use it's tail With no trunk to squirm That large Pachyderm Would look very lean or might never have been.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navarre Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 only one thing to be said to a man with all those words in his head Navarre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 thanks Nav big problem though is there is more than one of us in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkles Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 thats great to hear She certainly deserves it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navarre Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Know what you mean LA Roses are red Violets are blue I am a Psychopath and so am I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 schizophrenic, no quadrophenic yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 there is trouble in the prison camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoon Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 just do it LA im sure you have the room , mite be weetbix for a few more years though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 the elephant has been handled by one person for last 28? yrs purchased by weber brothers circus 2 yrs ago their tour just ended so sacked the handler and donated elephant to SPCA the elephant now has new surroundings and its companion is gone it is not a good recipe :evil: i feel for the elephant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 is it really an African Elephant? Those are not easy to tame! and no elephant like an upset African elephant! gosh. I would not be the one to upset it, and if its trainer of 28 years will be separated, that will be one grumpy animal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 don't worry the experts are on it :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 you mean the circus? where is my ROFL icon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 C'mon, you know how lucrative all that poo could be..... 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 aaahhh the memories the poems i composed while shovelling that stuff used to dry them, dent them, then resin them for ashtrays road apples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Ashtrays????? Where is that ROFL emoticon? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 you mean the circus? where is my ROFL icon? no the experts they have called in the circus had no expertise in handling elephants only 2 people in nz can handle jumbo she will probably have a life of controlled captivity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Sad, what a disservice to a magnificent animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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