Caryl Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Someone asked if we had seen any funny signs recently. I have seen two... A local health shop has a board outside the shop proclaiming "Returning soon! Prostrate manager!" Sounds like the poor manager needs a longer holiday, or to recover from one :-? One of the chemists had a chalk board advertising "Invisible Gloves! As seen on TV!!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 a we little cottage looking shop thing in palmy that sells paints and the like, says we should check out their stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasi Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 A sign outside a meat factory in Foxton had a sign out front a while ago. "Boners Wanted" Appealed to my gutter mind :oops: Garden centre in Palmy has a huge sign above bulk gravel and rocks, reads " Get your garden STONED!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon1990 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Not quite funny but Around CHCH Ive been seeing heaps of signs nailed to lamposts quite high up saying 'I buy Houses' And they dont even all have numbrs to call :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmsmith Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Not quite funny but Around CHCH Ive been seeing heaps of signs nailed to lamposts quite high up saying 'I buy Houses' And they dont even all have numbrs to call :lol: I've seen them too. It makes me laugh inside 'I buy houses' - "oh, really, do you? That's nice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmin4304 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 There is a drainlayer in Christchurch with "Government licenced sewerologist" on the side of his truck and "Get laid by Gary" on the tailgate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axolotl-danio Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I have a whole book of funny signs. The only New Zealand one in it is a sign for te puke. It says "come and taste Te Puke". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerrrngirrl Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Not really a sign but along similar lines.. there is a building company down this way called "Small Erections Ltd" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jude Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 There is a local firm called Well Hung Joiners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whetu Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 There is a pie company called Len's Pies. Unfortunately the sign-writing on most of their vehicles is missing the apostrophe, making it Lens Pies. Anyone want eyes in their pies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfur Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I saw a sign for Winnie the Pooh cushions at the red shed once that read "Pooh Filled Cushions" I was so upset that I did not have a camera or cellphone with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 When I went back today, the prostrate sign had been fixed too Not a funny sign but a stupid conversation we had today. I know I started it but he didn't have to continue it!... "I think we ought to go to Aussie for our next holiday - just for the halibut" (that joke has been long running in our household since Fozzy Bear said it on The Muppet Show once) "Hope we don't get lost and flounder about unable to find the plaice" "Oh cod, did you have to say that?" "Yes, so don't snapper at me!" :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaNs Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 "Lost and found arms" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 On a slightly different path, I had a toyota owners manual that said, "If car is being not runing you should being calling toe truck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deno Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 on a golf course...Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasi Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 On a butchers shop door- Pleased to meet you, Meat to please you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jude Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 When I went back today, the prostrate sign had been fixed too Not a funny sign but a stupid conversation we had today. I know I started it but he didn't have to continue it!... "I think we ought to go to Aussie for our next holiday - just for the halibut" (that joke has been long running in our household since Fozzy Bear said it on The Muppet Show once) "Hope we don't get lost and flounder about unable to find the plaice" "Oh cod, did you have to say that?" "Yes, so don't snapper at me!" :roll: I'm not snappering, I'm just feeling crabby so don't flex your mussels at me by hoki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 motorway - Lanes closed to ease congestion. :-? :-? :-? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmsmith Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 A day care centre in Wanganui. I thought the name was fitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deno Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 that will be enough of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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