Yes, got to say Layton I still don't find it "weird" at all, even with your own particular "twist", or "spin", on it.
You seem to be still hung up on the idea that critters are "worse" food than bacteria. While bacteria are excellent food, many critters are excellent also. You tried to say that "critters" would be worse because they have a shell content to them. You forgot that so do bacteria.
When I set up my new tank a few months ago it went through a time of high nutrients, which resulted in a pod population explosion. The 6 line wrasse LOVED it, spent all day picking over the rocks for them, big fat belly on him. He certainly looked in peak health and was not complaining about the shell content of the pods.
To be straight up, if you want to talk "weird", there are way better examples on this site than that .