Bouyed by the optimism shown by others, I have re-established my nano tank.
Sea salt is carried by Monks on the back of Donkeys from the Red Sea, then the best grains are selected before being mixed by a team of virgins in a monastary with pure hydrogen and oxygen to produce the most pure water possible. Lighting and heating is provided by a giant flaming ball of hydrogen and helium suspended in the sky by God's almighty power. You will note the pleasing growth of calcareous marine aglae beneath the majestic Majano reaching skyward in joy, whilst a starfish basks and a shrimp dances with delight because they know, this is the best nano in the world...
...well it was, before I got confused and knocked it back during a mad drinking binge au!