Joe Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Big fan = turbine? :dunno: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiplymouth Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Turbine = generates power Big fan = uses power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Righty ho I guess I failed lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amtiskaw Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Human sympathiser!!! Mr Bigglesworth will be despatching a re-education squad shortly Knock knock :evil: :slfg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 :rotf: :rotf: revenge of the kitty :slfg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li@m Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Im sure your situation can't be as bad as being one of the cats in a CAT PIANO! where for every note there is a cat with a certain pitch meoOOOW! that is poked with a spike to make it scream in PAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Day fourteen of my incarceration: Today my cage was dragged out onto the balcony where I could pay homage to the Great Glowing Orb. She who pays the vet bills muttered something about vitamin D but she obviously does not know that cats do not gain this from the Great Glowing Orb, only from their food, fool. Someone also put a stick and two pieces of bark in my cage - what do they think I am? A dog? My sojourn was not as pleasant as I would have hoped, as a cool breeze made it quite uncomfortable and then horror of horrors, I noticed that ants were starting to invade my food bowl. My attempts to attract attention to both these facts were ignored - I hope the ants get into their food... I will watch further Migou videos for future reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Knock knock :evil: :slfg: hahaha what a funny picture hang on I'll get the butler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pufferfishnz Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 LMBC - are you a writer (published or not) because you have a wonderful way with words! I could read your stories all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Im sure your situation can't be as bad as being one of the cats in a CAT PIANO! where for every note there is a cat with a certain pitch meoOOOW! that is poked with a spike to make it scream in PAIN. :sml1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Day seventeen of my incarceration: Today I was subject to torture by an instrument they call a 'violin' - the youngest of the humans was 'practicing' in front of my prison. I understand that one is supposed to become more accomplished with 'practice' but this was not the case. I suspect that the tempo of what can only vaguely be described as music was hastened as time progressed in order to make the 'practice' shorter - Silent Night will never be the same for me again... I feigned death in an attempt to distract the human from the screeching that was assailing my ears or at least elicit some sympathy from the other humans and encourage them to make her stop, but they did not notice. I will chew that instrument into indiscernible pulp, case and all when I am free of this cage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 awwww so sweet :love: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 :sml1: He looks so content in that photo though. If someone played the violin in front of our cats they would go nuts. They absolutely hate high pitched noises and things like cellphone rings and whistling. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Dear LMCB, I have been following the record of your incarceration with interest and (at times) dismay. Some of the abuse you have had to endure - the 'violin' torture seemed to be the worst and would appear to violate Article 12 of the first Geneva Convention. I have become alarmed at your recent lack of communiques and am wondering whether Amnesty International should be contacted to verify your wellbeing. An update on your progress would be greatly appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted October 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Dear Rob Thank you for your concern, and I have indeed been remiss in my updates here, I have been toying with a new portal to the world called tumblr. The results can be viewed by clicking here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymox Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 LMCB, here is a little cat joke to cheer you up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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