LMCB Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Diary of a frustrated cat... Day two of my incarceration: We are not amused... I have ripped up the newspaper in my cage to demonstrate that I am not pleased with my current accommodation, I can neither sit on my favourite spot on the sofa nor eat as many cat biscuits as I please out of the bowl in the laundry. I will complain vociferously until some mug takes pity on me and releases me from my prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Day four of my incarceration: My attempts to garner sympathy have been to no avail as yet, I will have to double my efforts and cultivate a more pitiful meow. I have begun to systematically destruct the cardboard appliance that was put around my litter tray to curtail the flicking of cat litter around the room - my theory is the more litter I flick the faster they will tire of cleaning it up and therefore release me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Hey if you haven't figured out how to pick the lock yet you deserve to stay there until you are thinner (or have lost your voice) If you were truly hungry you would attempt to eat the kitty litter! PS. I have just been told a lot of people buy the pellet fire pellets to use as kitty litter. It apparently works just as well and is a lot cheaper than the "proper" stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 :sml2: :sml2: :sml2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Notes that the Federation Editor's logic is flawed, this could possibly be attributed to the cocktail of drugs she is taking to alleviate the pain from her prolapsed disk and lack of sleep? If I had opposable thumbs, does she really think I would still be in here? Note to self - cross her off my 'send chocolates for Christmas list', may send a special type of brown pellets to her instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 what I find hilarious is that he's in the middle of the lounge where he can see and smell everything going on but can't get out. The ultimate of cat tease. someone bookmark this for the funniest thread competition! :sml1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiplymouth Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I still recon that the small lead weight is the best option * runs even faster than last time :nilly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Note to self - take KP off the A madagascariensis if available list and send special brown pellets at Christmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 :rotf: :rotf: look out when it gets out.i say its going to attack eveything it can get hold of..legs etc etc :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 beware the teeth Dear Wilkie Fambly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 thats a naughty kitten :nilly: :nilly: :nilly: :gigl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 more angry LMCB photos please! :cofn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sophia Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 :happy2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Day five of my incarceration: Was taken back to the bad place that smells of dog this afternoon to have my bandage attended to as it appears to be slipping down my leg. My cage was put upon a chair tantalisingly near to large bags of cat food, but alas I could not reach any of them. The sycophant clinic cat they call Charlie took advantage of my incarceration in a smaller cage to taunt me. He may appear all sweetness and innocence, but he does not fool me. I have been returned to the cage in the lounge and ignored in favour of something on the big screen called 'rugby', once again my pleas for release go unheeded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 oh how innocent is Charlie :spop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Day six of my incarceration: My gallant bid for freedom was thwarted this morning by the one called Warren, needless to say I summoned my most vehement hiss upon being apprehended and left copious amounts of ginger and white fur on his black jacket in disgust before I was stuffed unceremoniously into the small cage and returned to the place that smells like dog. I now have a larger bandage on my leg that is not supposed to restrict the flow of blood to my toes as the last one did because I could bend it. I find this new bandage most ungracious and unwieldy and quite unbecoming for a cat to have to wear. I have mentioned this several times, but again have been ignored. If I hear 'awww... look at the cute little blue fish' again, I fear I may vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Poor LMCB - I do feel so sorry for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 look at his little anxious face! &c:ry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 The blue leg looks a lot longer, and seems attached in the wrong direction! Are you sure the vet is competent? I still think a bandage across the mouth should have also been applied :sml1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony law Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 The blue leg looks a lot longer, and seems attached in the wrong direction! Are you sure the vet is competent? I still think a bandage across the mouth should have also been applied :sml1: whicn one the cat or its owner.. :digH: runnning and :rotf: :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pufferfishnz Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 loving this topic people, and the photos. made me laugh, just what i needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 LMCB, are you posting all this using your iPhone? If so, do you find that dust from the litter tray becomes a problem on the display? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMCB Posted September 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 The litter is dustless and therefore it does not pose a problem, however I fear the glow from the display when using it may betray the fact that I have smuggled it into the cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Dear Kitty, you must break free from this prison! Love, a fan xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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