my gf has been going on and on for the last year about her pie she can make the best lemon pie.

well tonight and i am a chef i have tried some strange stuff but tonight this great pie went into my mouth

and just about threw it back up it was like eating spew the texture was exactly like baby spew

will be up there in the worst tasting thing ever and im a chef for last 10 years lol

but the bonus of it the dog loves it

but she also steals my boxers and eats them

Don't feed your dog lemon pie

it was only a spoon full lol she wouldnt eat anymore anyway

don't feed your dog underwear either :sml1:

you should tell you missus how yuck it was then post some pics of your face when she lays the smack down on you hahaha :rotf:

it was like eating spew the texture was exactly like baby spew

Why did you eat the baby spew that you have for comparison?

What did she do wrong with it? I don't think there's much you can do to screw up lemon and sugar.

ahaha i love this! before i moved in with my partner she used to tell me how good she was at cooking. well after two nights of eating rubber meat when i first moved in i took over the kitched, she is actually banned from cooking now, so we have a sweet deal, i cook all the meals and she cleans ahaha perfection!

So did she still like the pie she made or is it just you who thought it was terrible? You should be grateful she made you one at all.

I assume you will now be doing all the cooking in your household since you obviously such a superior cook. :roll:

Hmm...not sure I'd jump online and make fun of my wife's cooking - or anything else about her. But I'm with Caryl: you've just made yourself head chef in the relationship. Good luck.

Hmm...not sure I'd jump online and make fun of my wife's cooking - or anything else about her..

Ichthus is well trained, makes me wonder if your wife is like a super ninja or some kind of payed assasin/superwoman or maybe she's just a fantastic cook and he's thinking about how this would effect his tummy :slfg: . Reminds me of that terrible movie "my super ex girlfriend". My partner and I make fun of each other all the time, life's to short to get jammed up over words thats for sure.

“Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.” Jack Handy

I wonder how bitter humble pie is by comparison. :facepalm:

My fiance and I strike a nice balance. I cook European meals really well but suck at Asian dishes. She's the opposite. So, depending on what we feel like, one of us cooks. We know a couple whose agreement is, if you cook, you wash. Their reasoning is that it ensures that the cook doesn't use excessive numbers of dishes and cutlery because they're cleaning up after! Different strokes for different folks!

i'm lucky, my girlfriend is an amazing cook and bakes awesome cakes. i get freshly made danishes, biscuits and cakes on a regular basis. i do cook as well, but probably only 1/3 of the time. that said i do get landed with the dishes, but it's a small price to pay in my opinion.

My sister in law's nieces were always told to eat all of their dinner or there would be no pudding or dessert and they could go straight to bed. When they were still in primary school, their mother dished up something for dinner that one of the girls took one look at, sighed and said 'well, I may as well go straight to bed then' and off she went. Her mother was at a total loss as what to say!

My sister in law's nieces were always told to eat all of their dinner or there would be no pudding or dessert and they could go straight to bed. When they were still in primary school, their mother dished up something for dinner that one of the girls took one look at, sighed and said 'well, I may as well go straight to bed then' and off she went. Her mother was at a total loss as what to say!

hahahhaha :rotf: