reptilez Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Two cannibals - a mother and his 8 years old son - are talking. His parents divorced when he was very young. His father remarried his high school sweetheart. The son tells to his mother : - Mum, I don't like my mother in law. What does his mother answer to his son ? you ate her already? :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketman Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 stop complaining and eat your dinner? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reptilez Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 stop complaining and eat your dinner? :lol: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos & Siran Posted July 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Two cannibals - a mother and his 8 years old son - are talking. His parents divorced when he was very young. His father remarried his high school sweetheart. The son tells to his mother : - Mum, I don't like my mother in law. What does his mother answer to his son ? I was just wondering whether the *his* 8 year old son was a typo or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepsound Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 stop complaining and eat your dinner? :lol: The right answer was : - You just finish your vegetables. But ok, you got it Your turn Cricketman ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketman Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 What stinks when living and smells good when dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepsound Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reptilez Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 lamb,chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepsound Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 I was just wondering whether the *his* 8 year old son was a typo or not? her son :oops: You know, I'm still learning english and this topic is a real good training for me (I mean it, not kidding You know what ? Before reading your post, I didn't know the meaning of "typo". True :lol: Indeed, thanks to this forum, I'm learning a lot of things. I'm happy cause I begin to think in english and not just translating french to english before writting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketman Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 good on ya for trying at least Deepsound... Bacon was what I was after... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdspider Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos & Siran Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I take it mark is just one person and bigamy is illegal in Michigan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdspider Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I take it mark is just one person and bigamy is illegal in Michigan? Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos & Siran Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Is Mark a priest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdspider Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Is Mark a priest? Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos & Siran Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a few minutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdspider Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Is it something hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos & Siran Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-obstacle Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 his breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos & Siran Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 his breath. that's how you do her, your turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-obstacle Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I'm crap at this sort of thing so I asked the internets and this one surprised me - Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained - Tell me now, this can you explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos & Siran Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I'm crud at this sort of thing so I asked the internets and this one surprised me - Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained - Tell me now, this can you explain? Are they in a band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-obstacle Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Are they in a band? And just like that it's back to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos & Siran Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshlikesfish Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 The match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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