Two cannibals - a mother and his 8 years old son - are talking.

His parents divorced when he was very young.

His father remarried his high school sweetheart.

The son tells to his mother :

- Mum, I don't like my mother in law.

What does his mother answer to his son ?

you ate her already? :?

stop complaining and eat your dinner? :lol:

stop complaining and eat your dinner? :lol:

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Two cannibals - a mother and his 8 years old son - are talking.

His parents divorced when he was very young.

His father remarried his high school sweetheart.

The son tells to his mother :

- Mum, I don't like my mother in law.

What does his mother answer to his son ?

I was just wondering whether the *his* 8 year old son was a typo or not?

stop complaining and eat your dinner? :lol:

The right answer was :

- You just finish your vegetables.

But ok, you got it

Your turn Cricketman !

What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

Pig

lamb,chicken?

I was just wondering whether the *his* 8 year old son was a typo or not?

her son :oops:

You know, I'm still learning english and this topic is a real good training for me (I mean it, not kidding You know what ? Before reading your post, I didn't know the meaning of "typo". True :lol: Indeed, thanks to this forum, I'm learning a lot of things. I'm happy cause I begin to think in english and not just translating french to english before writting.

good on ya for trying at least Deepsound...

Bacon was what I was after... lol

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

I take it mark is just one person and bigamy is illegal in Michigan?

I take it mark is just one person and bigamy is illegal in Michigan?

Correct.

Is Mark a priest?

Is Mark a priest?

Yes!

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a few minutes?

Is it something hot?

nope

his breath.

his breath.

that's how you do her, your turn

I'm crap at this sort of thing so I asked the internets and this one surprised me -

Four jolly men sat down to play,

And played all night till break of day.

They played for cash and not for fun,

With a separate score for every one.

When it came time to square accounts,

they all had made quite fair amounts.

Now, not one has lost and all have gained -

Tell me now, this can you explain?

I'm crud at this sort of thing so I asked the internets and this one surprised me -

Four jolly men sat down to play,

And played all night till break of day.

They played for cash and not for fun,

With a separate score for every one.

When it came time to square accounts,

they all had made quite fair amounts.

Now, not one has lost and all have gained -

Tell me now, this can you explain?

Are they in a band?

Are they in a band?

And just like that it's back to you!

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

The match