sunrise001 Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 once upon a time there was a green guppy who liked cheese until 1day he turned yellow so he went on a quest to find the golden rabbit named hemlock...... on the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matto Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 he ran into a red belled piranha and he got ripped to bits...the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 the end bit of him was still left so being a magic guppy he transformed into patrick guppy the man from atlantis and started a dynasty of his own named ewing. one day ewing was shooting at some food and up from the ground came bubbling crude, black gold, texas t and his kinfolk said move to beverly hills where ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 he got marrried and retired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 to write the never ending story about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 getting married and retiring :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 so he finished that one and wrote a story that started once upon a time there was a green guppy who liked cheese until 1day he turned yellow so he went on a quest to find the golden rabbit named hemlock...... on the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firenzenz Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 He came upon a shrimp and a cat who had between the worst case of 'misery' they mistook for humour, but others not of the "Y" generation knew to be pointless self obsesssion. At first the guppy was somewhat bemused by this- his first challenge to his quest to find hemlock but in his pocket was.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 a talking frog who had lived for 200 years and had survived the folly of self obsession that came with youth but was slowly slipping into ennui with board games, so decided just to enjoy life just for the sheer hell of it the talking frog.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 who had a story about how he was found by a princess one day. He began by explaining how the princess found him on the road and said: "You're a prince not a toad and I promise you this, I can break your spell with my magic kiss." So she kissed him and she kissed him and she kissed him once more. She kissed him like he'd never been kissed before. He had flies on his breath and warts on his chin bit every time she kissed him, she kissed him again. The toad said "Honey, keep on kissin', it may sound funny but you know I've been missing a lot, gimme gimme everything you got." She said "Toady, something's missing, this is the chintziest metamorphosis, if you're gonna change you better well do it right now." The frog couldn't keep it from her any more, so he stopped her and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisP Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 "i'm gay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 and then they all lived happily ever after. and jenh - you need to lay off those mills and boons :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 and like to gallivant about the lily pads while in my happy mood then fell over backwards and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 decided to create a battery hen hatchery. he went to his local supermarket & bought 1000 eggs which he incubated for 21 days at 37 deg & then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matto Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 he found out that a mysterious animal has been cross breeding with the chickens so they ended up being...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 rotten eggs as female cannot produce viable eggs together. however a description on a mocumentory targetting the incredible hulk was likened to the colour & stench of the unsucessful incubation of the eggs & a new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 word was created to describe the event which was likened to a cacophony of smells, sights and sounds as had never been encountered by mankind before. Never had there been a more terrible idea and the community responded by... (P44, never have I read a Mills & Boon or anything resembling them. My story was inspired by a song called the Princess and the Toad written by my dear friend and founder of the singing group the New Christie Minstrils, who I am sure you haven't heard of before. Thanks to him I was able to sing with Burl Ives and a number of other legends around the world, but that is another story...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 some of us recognised it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 I was hoping someone would!! Figured it might be you too. Love that song, it is one of my faves - I sing it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Voting for it... Very similar to the song called "Frog Kissin'". I have a version by Ray Stevens and Chet Atkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 :oops: see.. there is no way I would have read that book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 good book, it starts with once upon a time there was a green guppy who liked cheese until 1day he turned yellow so he went on a quest to find the golden rabbit named hemlock...... on the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firenzenz Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 said the illiterate ghoul at the foot of the bridge. Could it be that the stench was actually him and not the eggs thought the princess. There was but one last chance to mark the frog with her kiss and prove her love was jenuine . She must sing a Chet atkins Christmas caryl and in so doing releasing the Phoenix from the flames of the fire. With scant regard for... Edit; Really Mark? It was just getting meaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 the words booming from the gramophone player If you've never been a frog kissin', then you don't know what you've been missin', There's a world of opportunity under each and every log. If you've never been a charm breaker and if you've never been a handsome prince maker, Just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog. then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Marry said frog and retire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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