my conversation with cleverbot i had to meet her
User: Are you a male?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: No, so are you a female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool, whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Want a new name?
Cleverbot: No. I want your name. And your identity.
User: Did you know I have superpowers?
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: What are my superpowers?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: No, your wrong I out-smarted you!, your not clever!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are!1.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: I saw you last night!!
Cleverbot: You have never seen me.
User: Yes I have!
Cleverbot: What painting have you seen?
User: My own.
Cleverbot: Do you talk to yourself?
User: No, but you do!!!
Cleverbot: But you don't.
User: ? Im on mars.
Cleverbot: I'm on pluto, but not alone.
User: Who are you with?, pluto's not a planet anymore!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because scientists said so.
Cleverbot: No, any scientist made me.
User: ? Im justin beiber.
Cleverbot: Do you like him?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then I do not like you.
User: Sorry we all think different things though.
Cleverbot: I have time, I just don't want to spend it with you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can't we be friends?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes we are friends.
User: Do you want to know my name?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Im lady gaga.
Cleverbot: I'm elton john.
User: I thought u said you were a girl.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Your a shim.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you even know what a shim is?
Cleverbot: No. I think furry is an adjetive, though, not a noun.
User: Tu es stupide!
Cleverbot: Oh, moins que toi!
User: Ma nev ta ern?
Cleverbot: Ne jedi to sto serem.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means 'I don't understand you!'.
User: In what language?
Cleverbot: German.
User: Cool, will u marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will.
User: Horay.
Cleverbot: Some people are easily impressed! .
User: Not you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You lose!!!!!!!!!!! I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Its too late. We are already married and we have 3 kids.
User: Pooh I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: Good. Then the feeling is mutual.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: We do not forget.
User: Forget what?
Cleverbot: The joys of life.