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anthony law

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  1. so you can cycle it... :nilly: :rotf:
  2. needs pedals :digH: :nfs: :sml1:
  3. new fish room..i guess :thup:
  4. how long you too being to getter.. ifs more than three years you are in tiled to half...if its was the other way around she would be asking for half..
  5. anthony law

    joke

    STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start' The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month.' Moral of this story? ..... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance! :rotf:
  6. not at this stage be will be later..cant wait intill he 51cm..
  7. COOL! :happy1: how big? how does dotty like his new 'invader'? :slfg:
  8. just pick my new family member :happy2: :happy2: ....clown trigger.... :nilly: :happy1: :happy1: you didnt even come to see me .. :tears: owell ill have to eat your share of muffins... :sml2:
  9. pick up my baby today :nilly: :happy1: got him in the tank and 10 minutes later eat a live glass shrimp..cool fish..
  10. all needed is a nice frendly clown trigger to play in there.. :digH: :rotf:
  11. :rotf: :rotf: space head :digH: :rotf: :rotf:
  12. they will be better behave than some i know... :digH: :gigl:
  13. sore...and makeing me her slave... :facepalm: :roll:
  14. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: how true...
  15. if i was going.. ive give her a jandel to play that stop her whining :digH: :gigl: pick up wife at lunch time.. :bounce: :bounce: my teady bear will be home.. :gigl:
  16. thank you.. all went well.. :happy1: hopeful home on sunday.. :happy1: looks like im going to be chief cook and bottle washer and butler...for a week or two..odear.. :tears: :facepalm:
  17. cheers mate.. just had her appendix removed...today...
  18. bring to my place my cat will sort it out..he loves brids ...hes all ways bring brids home to show ..then he eats them... :digH: :spop:
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