aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig).. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally07 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 :rotf: So I guess from now on when a woman calls me a pig, I should reply, "I WISH!!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueether Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 I want to make a reply about when the clock starts, at dinner and the $10 bottle of wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmin4304 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 Pigs are not quiet or suble either. We had a small pig farmer whose neighbour didn't think he should keep pigs even if he was in the country and use to complain regularly to the Council. His reply was to mate a pair of pigs right next to neighbour's house at 7am every Sunday morning. He eventually got the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calculator Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 hahaha, this was so funny it has made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 :rotf: So I guess from now on when a woman calls me a pig, I should reply, "I WISH!!" :lol: :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 Pigs are not quiet or suble either. We had a small pig farmer whose neighbour didn't think he should keep pigs even if he was in the country and use to complain regularly to the Council. His reply was to mate a pair of pigs right next to neighbour's house at 7am every Sunday moring. He eventually got the idea. :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 hahaha, this was so funny it has made my day :smot: but I like your current quote/signature :thup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally07 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 :smot: but I like your current quote/signature :thup: I like your's too lol! Are you going to put a new fish fact as your signature every week? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Fish have a specialized sense organ called the lateral line which works much like radar and helps them navigate in dark or murky water. More like a passive sonar or ears, they sense mechanical vibrations and pressure waves in the water. Radar actively transmits and detects electromagnetic radiation. :smln: :slfg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally07 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 More like a passive sonar or ears, they sense mechanical vibrations and pressure waves in the water. Radar actively transmits and detects electromagnetic radiation. :smln: :slfg: You lost me at 'more'... :dunno: :facepalm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 lol I was thinking of something like that. Ira I just got it off the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 lol I was thinking of something like that. Ira I just got it off the internet You got it off the internet so it must be true. :sml2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 You got it off the internet so it must be true. :sml2: :lol: No I wasn't saying I believed it. I'm well aware that information on the net is not always right/true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally07 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 :lol: No I wasn't saying I believed it. I'm well aware that information on the net is not always right/true. UNLESS it's from Wikipedia, because the information there is submitted by subject matter experts and is constantly being reviewed for accuracy. In Wikipedia we trust! :sage: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariumbeginner32 Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 UNLESS it's from Wikipedia, because the information there is submitted by subject matter experts and is constantly being reviewed for accuracy. In Wikipedia we trust! :sage: Yep Wikipedia is good :thup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#!CrunchBang Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Most of Wikipedia is 100% accurate. Biographies are usually where there are errors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally07 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Most of Wikipedia is 100% accurate. Biographies are usually where there are errors. In 3 years, I didn't attend a SINGLE course in which they didn't specifically warn us not to cite Wikipedia lol. Even at Stage 3 they remind us... :facepalm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#!CrunchBang Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 That's because they don't want everyone doing what I did/do, go to wikipedia and look at the references there and use them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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