Ira Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Had malaria 3 times (18months, 5, 12) Run over by a moving truck when I was 3 (soft sand underneath the wheels meant I rolled with the tire and got spat out, went over my arse and lower back) Ran through a glass door@school that was installed in the holidays (no safety glass, just normal pane glass) de-gloving my right forearm (2mm away from brachial artery), major stab-wound just below my ribs (any higher and it would have been lung) all up 500+ stitches and 120 staples (many stitches were internal micro-souchers joining my tendons back together) I was 14 at the time. Held up at gunpoint for my bike and my shirt @ 15, Shot in the leg with a Koi-San bow and arrow.http://www.theartofafrica.co.za/serv/hunting2.jsp Been shot at chasing after burglars, been shot in the leg walking home from school with a 9mm (more of a grazing, made a nice hole in my pants though...) Been trapped on the bottom on a dive in some discarded fishing line that wrapped around my leg and held my knife in its holder. Bloody scary since you can hardly see the stuff in the water.... Been charged by a Bull elephant in "must" yup... shouldn't really be here.... lol Wow, man, stay away from those prawns, they're dangerous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiplymouth Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Many moons ago when I was 18, I broke my neck while body surfing in Queensland. I was diagnosed as a tetraplegic and told that I would probably never walk again. I walked out of hospital three month later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 not a bad slug for 18 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zev Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 The cat doesn't look impressed, either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird73 Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Had malaria 3 times (18months, 5, 12) Run over by a moving truck when I was 3 (soft sand underneath the wheels meant I rolled with the tire and got spat out, went over my arse and lower back) Ran through a glass door@school that was installed in the holidays (no safety glass, just normal pane glass) de-gloving my right forearm (2mm away from brachial artery), major stab-wound just below my ribs (any higher and it would have been lung) all up 500+ stitches and 120 staples (many stitches were internal micro-souchers joining my tendons back together) I was 14 at the time. Held up at gunpoint for my bike and my shirt @ 15, Shot in the leg with a Koi-San bow and arrow.http://www.theartofafrica.co.za/serv/hunting2.jsp Been shot at chasing after burglars, been shot in the leg walking home from school with a 9mm (more of a grazing, made a nice hole in my pants though...) Been trapped on the bottom on a dive in some discarded fishing line that wrapped around my leg and held my knife in its holder. Bloody scary since you can hardly see the stuff in the water.... Been charged by a Bull elephant in "must" yup... shouldn't really be here.... lol jeez Tauranga is more dangerous than I thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisP Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Had malaria 3 times (18months, 5, 12) Run over by a moving truck when I was 3 (soft sand underneath the wheels meant I rolled with the tire and got spat out, went over my arse and lower back) Ran through a glass door@school that was installed in the holidays (no safety glass, just normal pane glass) de-gloving my right forearm (2mm away from brachial artery), major stab-wound just below my ribs (any higher and it would have been lung) all up 500+ stitches and 120 staples (many stitches were internal micro-souchers joining my tendons back together) I was 14 at the time. Held up at gunpoint for my bike and my shirt @ 15, Shot in the leg with a Koi-San bow and arrow.http://www.theartofafrica.co.za/serv/hunting2.jsp Been shot at chasing after burglars, been shot in the leg walking home from school with a 9mm (more of a grazing, made a nice hole in my pants though...) Been trapped on the bottom on a dive in some discarded fishing line that wrapped around my leg and held my knife in its holder. Bloody scary since you can hardly see the stuff in the water.... Been charged by a Bull elephant in "must" yup... shouldn't really be here.... lol Photo's or it didn't happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmin4304 Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Who's a lucky boy then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshlikesfish Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Had malaria 3 times (18months, 5, 12) Run over by a moving truck when I was 3 (soft sand underneath the wheels meant I rolled with the tire and got spat out, went over my arse and lower back) Ran through a glass door@school that was installed in the holidays (no safety glass, just normal pane glass) de-gloving my right forearm (2mm away from brachial artery), major stab-wound just below my ribs (any higher and it would have been lung) all up 500+ stitches and 120 staples (many stitches were internal micro-souchers joining my tendons back together) I was 14 at the time. Held up at gunpoint for my bike and my shirt @ 15, Shot in the leg with a Koi-San bow and arrow.http://www.theartofafrica.co.za/serv/hunting2.jsp Been shot at chasing after burglars, been shot in the leg walking home from school with a 9mm (more of a grazing, made a nice hole in my pants though...) Been trapped on the bottom on a dive in some discarded fishing line that wrapped around my leg and held my knife in its holder. Bloody scary since you can hardly see the stuff in the water.... Been charged by a Bull elephant in "must" yup... shouldn't really be here.... lol Bloody hell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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