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i saw that elephant up here a year or so ago. he was next to the bmx track when they weren't performing so took my kids to see him. we got close, "wharrrppppp", he let the mean one go. flatulence in elephant proportions so maybe you could also bottle that to run the bbq :lol:

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I’ve discovered the world’s best cure

the elixir of life

It’s elephant manure

to give to the wife.

It’s composed completely

of natural stuff

Just take a ball a day

It’s usually enough

In India it’s found

in piles on the road

A free take-away

No charge for a load

If you prefer your medicine

not round but flat

Get a Taller Elephant

They land with a Splat

If you run out of elixir

give an Elephant some grass

Wait for a while

Eventually it will pass

The amazing thing

about Pachyderms as a species

is not the size of the animal

But the size of its Faeces

Dressed in Pink

Don't you think

When your dressed in Pink

That an Elephant with no nose

would fast decompose.

Well he couldn't eat

No not with his feet.

It would be of no avail

to try and use it's tail

With no trunk to squirm

That large Pachyderm

Would look very lean

or might never have been.!

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the elephant has been handled by one person for last 28? yrs

purchased by weber brothers circus 2 yrs ago

their tour just ended so sacked the handler and donated elephant to SPCA

the elephant now has new surroundings and its companion is gone

it is not a good recipe :evil:

i feel for the elephant :cry:

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