supasi Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. 9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afrikan Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 LOL :lol: :lol: Thanks for sharing 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cheesejawa Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 LOL though I dont beleave number eight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-town... Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 KRAK UP!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 So, I'm choking on an ice cube I add boiling water and am no longer choking but am burning. What should I do? I know - suck an ice cube and then I'm choking again. What should I do? I know - OK I will stop there :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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