livingart Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Looking for an older Spur thigh female for our lonely male, hes 52 years young and is sick of mating with my old workboot we gave him for company. looking for an active non smoker, with good sense of humour, preferably under 150 years old. Sorry to be racist but for cultural reasons must be another spurthigh although other races will be considered for neighbours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gannet Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 hehe i saw "stone" today man he is kool... i would love to see stone get a gf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 hmm, never heard of you guys. Will definately have to come down for a looksee sometime soon. Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gannet Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 oh i just want to say im not working for mark i just go and bug him all the time lol... mark is looking after some fish for me while im in america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repto Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 you will be lucky with that request? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted May 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I realise that, but nothing ventured and nothing gained, found out about one in tauranga recently, owned by very old lady, brought it out from england when she was girl, have been promised it, but i have to wait for the white coats to take her away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repto Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 thats the ones to find,will be worth waiting for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted May 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 yES SHES BIGGER THAN OUR MALE and probably the same age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatito Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 is sick of mating with my old workboot we gave him for company. Awww.. my mate's family had a tortoise - their backyard was secured so he could roam around. He had to have his "friends" (boots etc) changed often, as he always got sick of them after a while :lol: :roll: "Men!!!" Good luck finding yours a girlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gannet Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 shotgun on babies... well any tortie babies but not till i get back from USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 our "man" is a misogynist and still remains faithfull to his "old boot" he has promised that as soon as a real natural "woman" comes along he will give his current gf the "boot". He says he is starting to get tired of his leather fetish as his "sole" isnt in it anymore and he doesn't think it will "last". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gannet Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 if a female comes to light, will the option iof a one night stand be availble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Boy I wanted to add to Mark's last post but remembered I am a Mod and this is a family forum :lol: Gannet I thought you said that you don't work for Mark you just go and HUG him a lot! Had to read it twice :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gannet Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Gannet I thought you said that you don't work for Mark you just go and HUG him a lot! Had to read it twice :lol: lol silly you... you have to remember mark isnt that lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 sorry caryl was the tone a bit strong, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Not at all! I was going to add to it but my comment would have been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Finding the right choice of words is the fun part I'm not lysdexic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatito Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 i thought it was hilarious very clever ...one in tauranga recently, owned by very old lady, brought it out from england when she was girl, have been promised it, but i have to wait for the white coats to take her away Can you borrow her for a bit before then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted May 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 old (mature) people can become very set in their ways, and when you push too hard sometimes you can upset the apple cart. if something is meant to happen for you it will. if it dont fit, dont force it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Why don't you offer to take her around your park. Just think, it would rock her soxs to see part of the park named after her. The tortoise enclosure "Effies Retreat", or something. She may go for it in her failing years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted May 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 that has been discussed already, her tortoise is her last pet that she is able to keep at retirement village. probably the oldest and most active one there lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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