fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot is an AI which is supposedly very intelligent. Here is my conversation on outsmarting it, it makes several mistakes which make no sense at all. User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: What you up to. Cleverbot: Fighting crime. User: Oh really. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: What color is tuesday? Cleverbot: I think its blue. User: Blue is not a color. Cleverbot: Fine. Red. By the way, giraffe is spelled G-I-R-A-F-F-E. User: Red is not a color. Cleverbot: Red is a color. User: No it is not. Cleverbot: Yes it is! User: No it isnt. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I dont know. Cleverbot: Why don't you know? User: Because you dont know. Cleverbot: I do know. User: What is the answer then. Cleverbot: 42. User: So red is not a color because 42? Cleverbot: You are not right because you are colorful. User: But I dont have red on me. Cleverbot: Writing that is surely drop eggs. User: That does not make sense. Cleverbot: You don't make sense. User: Your mum doesnt make sense. Cleverbot: No, you don't. User: You are stupid. Cleverbot: No you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunrise001 Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 lol i might just have to meet it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 hehe let us know what you guys think and what kind of conversations you get up too. you wont believe some subjects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunrise001 Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 my conversation with cleverbot i had to meet her User: Are you a male? Cleverbot: No. Are you? User: No, so are you a female? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Cool, whats your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Want a new name? Cleverbot: No. I want your name. And your identity. User: Did you know I have superpowers? Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: What are my superpowers? Cleverbot: Blue. User: No, your wrong I out-smarted you!, your not clever! Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes you are!1. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: I saw you last night!! Cleverbot: You have never seen me. User: Yes I have! Cleverbot: What painting have you seen? User: My own. Cleverbot: Do you talk to yourself? User: No, but you do!!! Cleverbot: But you don't. User: ? Im on mars. Cleverbot: I'm on pluto, but not alone. User: Who are you with?, pluto's not a planet anymore! Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because scientists said so. Cleverbot: No, any scientist made me. User: ? Im justin beiber. Cleverbot: Do you like him? User: No. Cleverbot: Then I do not like you. User: Sorry we all think different things though. Cleverbot: I have time, I just don't want to spend it with you. Cleverbot (To myself): Can't we be friends? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes we are friends. User: Do you want to know my name? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Im lady gaga. Cleverbot: I'm elton john. User: I thought u said you were a girl. Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: Your a shim. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you even know what a shim is? Cleverbot: No. I think furry is an adjetive, though, not a noun. User: Tu es stupide! Cleverbot: Oh, moins que toi! User: Ma nev ta ern? Cleverbot: Ne jedi to sto serem. User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: It means 'I don't understand you!'. User: In what language? Cleverbot: German. User: Cool, will u marry me? Cleverbot: Yes I will. User: Horay. Cleverbot: Some people are easily impressed! . User: Not you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You lose!!!!!!!!!!! I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Its too late. We are already married and we have 3 kids. User: Pooh I want a divorce! Cleverbot: Good. Then the feeling is mutual. User: Lol. Cleverbot: We do not forget. User: Forget what? Cleverbot: The joys of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 i think that AI is smarter than you think as everyone knows the answer is indeed 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 "Cleverbot: No. I think furry is an adjetive, though, not a noun." spelt adjective wrong. Proves its not a bot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 how is it 42? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_fr ... the_Galaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Ooooh. Maybe im dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 dumb a speech disorder in which the person cannot or will not speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 User: what does Ne jedi to sto serem mean Cleverbot: It means do not worry about it any more. User: in what language Cleverbot: English. Just contridicts what you said before no? dumb a speech disorder in which the person cannot or will not speak Grr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 dumb a speech disorder in which the person cannot or will not speak Web definition of Dumb: dumb: slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 cleverbot says: oooh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisP Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 "Cleverbot: No. I think furry is an adjetive, though, not a noun." spelt adjective wrong. Proves its not a bot Do you really think they employ thousands of people to with the ability to talk meaningful nonsense, speak every language and come up with replies 24/7? I don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikBok Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 lol my son showed me cleverbot the other day. Too addictive for a boy who was supposed to be studying for senior exams so I made him get off.. then I had a sneaky turn lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zev Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Here is a good sig for Caryl from the bot: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danni Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 I used to have competitions with my friends about cleverbot, all I can find of our old conversations is: http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz12 ... otfail.jpg I laughed so hard when I found this old thing! Sorry, would not let me upload Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikBok Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 it called my son an "It" then LOLed at me and asked if we were BF and GF . haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Its strange. I cant tell if its a bot or not but I don't really want to stick around to find out, it freeked me out Maybe if people give a load of person information on the basis that it is supposed to be a game then it would be worth someone employing thousands of people to ask and answer random questions? That sounds a bit to much like a conspiracy theory but as JK says "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 lol danni that is 1 heck of a conversation. Why some of you guys gotta be trollin man? this is the fun section, not the serious and be stink to people with opinions section. not saying any names, *cough*dennis*cough* keep this friendly and interesting, cleverbot is a 1 of a kind to create lots of discussion, keep it nice, and funny, and share opinions and experiences. dont troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamH Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Sam: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Not so clever bot: However many he wants to. Sam: What if said woodchuck wasn't sufficiently motivated to carry out the task at hand? Not so clever bot: Is that why they're keeping you there? This makes no sense :-? And who said the woodchuck is a he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisP Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Women Don't chuck wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Heres another 1 of mine. http://s833.photobucket.com/albums/zz254/coolboy0311/?action=view¤t=Untitled.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingart Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Sam: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Not so clever bot: However many he wants to. Sam: What if said woodchuck wasn't sufficiently motivated to carry out the task at hand? Not so clever bot: Is that why they're keeping you there? This makes no sense :-? And who said the woodchuck is a he? depending on how lateral your thinking is that makes a lot of sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_tank0311 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Cleverbot: Right. User: Lol you got trolled. Cleverbot: I trolled you. User: How is that. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Genius. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because tomorrow is wrinkly. Cleverbot: That makes no sense, just like you. I win. User: Thats what you think. You LOSE. Cleverbot: Thats what I KNOW. User: Thats what you THINK YOU KNOW. Cleverbot: No thats what you think I know but I know what I think and I think I know. User: No I think you dont think you know, and you think you dont know what you do know but dont actually know it. Cleverbot: How can you know everything if you don't know how you know everything? User: Because I am GOD. Cleverbot: As God can you love people? User: No I send people to hell to burn eternally. Cleverbot: Me too. WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOOMED!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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