The meaning of true friendship

[farmchick]

'True' Friendship...

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry sod who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little, tiny words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will probably point and laugh at your clumsy behind.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.

A good friend will bail you out of jail........

A great friend will be in the cell next to you saying "man we screwed up but god that was fun!"

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...

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[MarkLB]

:lol: :lol: And it's all TRUE!! 8)

[livingart]

so true my friend

true friendship is the unspoken bond that exists beyond all words