HaNs Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" Help the homeless. Take me home with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedingFrenzy Posted August 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" Help the homeless. Take me home with you. Lol Hans. I like them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaNs Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Lol Hans. I like them So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaffen Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Is it hot in here, or is it just you? or Don't worry about the missing teeth, there's more room for your tounge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaNs Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Ill show you my fish if you show me yours first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 my friend once got "I like your teeth I think they're shiny" She was like... UMMMM... I'm just gonna go stand over here my favourite... "hey! can I have your number?" ...It's in the phone book... "but I don't know your name?" ...Yeah ? that's in the phone book too... *walks away* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stella Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 "I like your teeth I think they're shiny" I am a dental assistant (untill 30th Sept... that is a different story). I notice SO much about people's teeth, even recognise people I may have met before by their teeth. Last weekend this revolting guy was trying to talk to me in a bar, can't even remember what he was saying. The moment I managed to get away from him, I said to my friend "gum disease and tooth decay" and promptly disappeared. If you want to have a hope in hell of someone kissing you, avoid advertising your total lack of oral hygiene and ensuing rampant bacteria colonies.... *shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whetu Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 lol stella, does being a dental assistant totally put you off kissing?! If you actually start thinking about all the germs and stuff in people's mouths... eeeewww! I would rather not think about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant N Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 "Hey your breasts look heavy, could I hold them for you?"...and no it has never worked! :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaffen Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 my friend once got "I like your teeth I think they're shiny" A few weeks ago I got grabbed by a random chick, who was going up the stairs as we were going down them, on the way out of a club. "I really like your hair" lol, I was wearing a cap Some people should be kept away from recreational chemicals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stella Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 lol stella, does being a dental assistant totally put you off kissing?! YES :-? :roll: :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whetu Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 A few weeks ago I got grabbed by a random chick, who was going up the stairs as we were going down them, on the way out of a club. "I really like your hair" lol, I was wearing a cap Some people should be kept away from recreational chemicals... My partner and I were at a concert last summer and a girl behind him said "oooh I like your hair" and started running her fingers through it! At first he had a very startled look on his face, but once he realised she wasn't actually going to attack him, he relaxed and enjoyed it! (He ended up having quite a nice head massage) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeous Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 My partner and I were at a concert last summer and a girl behind him said "oooh I like your hair" and started running her fingers through it! At first he had a very startled look on his face, but once he realised she wasn't actually going to attack him, he relaxed and enjoyed it! (He ended up having quite a nice head massage) omg i totaly lax out when ever ppl do this to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 omg i totaly lax out when ever ppl do this to me... who has done that to ya george? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeous Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Umm... :lol: stepsisters, cousins and the like. But Northland relys, where noone can really be stuffed saying how everyone is connected, because they aren't actually related. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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