supasi Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is you rs? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. Remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. And change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Oh man!! :lol: :lol: I do some of those things... :lol: :lol: Sorry supasi :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spangela Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilson Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 :lol: good one im number 2 :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slappers Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 lol me number 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caper Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 #7...never thought about that before :lol: :lol: Caper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gannet Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? growing your hair, lol its just keep growning once u dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashzbetta Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, a nose? When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OscarBoy Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 im 5 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna_&_Chris Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I personaly dont agree with 8 and 9 , about 8: life is short in comparasment to other things,like turtles live way longer than we do why? so do trees. and 9 : there are many different buses that go different directions, if a person is standing there doesnt mean that your bus hasnt come and left yet. maybe they just waiting for another one or they late as well as you are. Ashzbetta: well maybe sometimes you try something new and i ask you is that nice? to know if its worth trying for me or not. or i cooked it for you and want to know your opinion about it? :lol: Also , depends when people say about the toilet, or maybe you would prefer you talking to them and them getin up and leaving to the toilet out of nowhere :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FineArtist Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 10. People who are funnier than me.... great list there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfish Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 I HATE MANCHESTER CITY AND LIVERPOOL BUT THERE YA GO BIG MAN UTD FAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/2waysgood Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 Brilliant. That'll keep me chuckling all day! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesejawa Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 im 5 :lol: Yes you are. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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