I worked in a lab last summer and we had a competition as to who could find the best zoological pick up lines
now i cant remember any of them
but what I do remember is the excellent collection of zoological/ecological dance moves.
there was the ganett (sp?), the stick insect, mollusc, seaweed, quail, grasshopper and many more.
They were most excellent, and thoroughly tried out at every danceworthy event (including my mothers wedding).