Jump to content

Mosquito Uprising


Laura

Recommended Posts

Aaargh!

Our big tank appears to be infested with mozzies. Would anyone know how this could come about, and the best way to tackle the problem?

Already I have an ominous red lump on my backside. It's unsettling how determined the critters are to get inside your underpants...

Have I just set myself up for some embarrassing speculation about my suspicious rashes? :lol:

I'm a one-man woman! Honestly!!

Help...they've breached the coffee table! MA, save yourself!

...Fizzle....crackle...BOOM!...rumble....

Er...I'd like to point out that we are not under the ruthless tyranny of legions of crotch-biting blood-suckers. They have not, nor ever have, attempted to hook our brains up to electrodes and a microwave in order to control our actions. Indeed, they find the whole accusation of torture methods involving footage of Anna Nicole Smith as personally insulting, as everybody knows that was just a dirty smear campaign masterminded by Nemo and the hoplos. They are sweet and unassuming creatures, tragically misunderstood. We should all join them in one big group hug. Bring money.

Laura

:D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just like to point out, Laura has not had her daily dose of alcohol yet, but the bit about our 6ft tank being infested with mosquito's is quite correct. I spotted around 200+ mozzies floating at the top of the tank and on the underside of the glass lids. I've squished quite a few, but plenty remain.

I'm planning on emptying the thank and moving the fish out and generally cleaning out the tank to hell and back.

Remember folks, having a mosquito colony in your lounge may be good for your fish, but its not quite my thing :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ahhh what I would give up to have a self sustaining colony of mozzies for my fish tank. :hail:

As the others have said the fish should of finished them off long ago.

have you checked the back of your tank to see if there was a pool of water there that the mozzies are breeding in? :-?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It does sound like the best solution for a renewable live food resource. Problem is, their breeding abilities far outweighed our wee fishies' appetites - they weren't picking them off. When MA had a look in the tank this morning he said, in between longs periods of scratching his bites to pieces, there were literally thousands upon thousands of mozzies (not larvae). They'd carpeted the plants on the top of the tank.

We couldn't come up with a way we could collect them quickly or efficiently, without ourselves turning into a red lump with teeth.

Sorry to those hoping to pick up a few - we simply had to get rid of the things!

Laura :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...