Laura Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Hello All! I thought I'd take the opportunity to introduce myself, while our 8kg ginger tom isn't hijacking my lap for attention, and ripping blobs of flesh out of my knees. I'm Laura, I'm Modern Angel's Girlfriend and I work in the hemorroids of the bowels of Hell (or Wellington Hospital). In two months we have gathered four fish tanks, including a deformed Zebra Danio with a beautiful personality and a sociopathic Mosaic Cichlid with an unhealthy interest in the boys from the Blues team. I believe it is the bad influence of the aforementioned cat.... Look forward to speaking with you, whenever I can wrest control of the 'pooter from Modern Angel! Cheers, Laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Angl Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Gerroff, my pooter!!! don't believe anything she's says about me, I deny everything!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelley Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Hi Laura. I gather you are the Laura of number 1000 fame (the 1000th member) is Wellington Hospital THAT bad! I love the sound of your weird fish...fish DO have personalities the ones that don't are just so dull....most of ours have names. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted April 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Gerroff, my pooter!!! don't believe anything she's says about me, I deny everything!!! 1. Alan is an expert Morris Dancer 2. His favourtie singer is Val Doonican 3. He bathes only twice a year, opting to clean his toenails with his own front teeth 4. He has a chronic flatulence problem which threatens our relationship 5. He is currently walking around with a purple bra on his head, crooning 'I'm Every Woman' by Whitney Houston. Laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Angl Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, not listening lalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaa! yes our fish do have some names, All our bristlenose plecs are called gaspode, our 14" common plec is called Dyson, the snowflake BN is called detritus, the 4 big clown loaches are collectively known as Krusty, while the small one is Sideshow Bob. The 20 Neons are all called Nero too. oh and some pesky fish called Nemo who keeps trying to kill me (I'm not paranoid, I know everyone is out to get me) Also a big special hug for Laura who posted in the wrong forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelley Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 we had a fish called Nemo too...he was a neon tetra and is the first of this batch of neons to go to the big pond in the sky...old age i think he got old and wrinkly and a bit shrivelled up looking. Oh...but I bet you only bath twice a year whether you need it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caryl Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Hi Laura and welcome to the fishroom. My cat got onto the pooter here tonight and scanned and printed off several sheets of rubbish :lol: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Hi Laura, Our 1000th member Good to have you join us, but I can see a few fights over the keyboard with MA Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billaney Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Hi Laura Welcome to the room , we now get the true story about Alan ...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wok Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Welcome Laura Just keep the stuff on MA coming. It is so funny :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Thank you for welcomes, everyone ....most of ours have names. :-) We're planning to call our next two big fishies Jebus and Beelzebubbles! Also a big special hug for Laura who posted in the wrong forum I know, apologies :oops: I did actually go into the 'Welcome' section, fully intending to write there, and I don't know what I did to get from there to...to...just shut up! I should have a court order against me, to keep me a mimimum of 100 metres away from anything with buttons on it. Cheers, Laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jude Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Does that include belly buttons? :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucid Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Hi and welcome laura, Am a bit behind the 8 ball at the moment, but you just have to show ma who is the boss lol B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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