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Maths is dangerous...


Zev

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Yes maths can be used to for all sorts of purposes, for example:

To find a woman takes time and money:

Woman = time x money

We've all been told that time is money:

time = money

Therefore:

woman = money x money = (money)^2

We also often hear that money is the root of all problems:

Money = sqrt(problems)

Therefore:

Woman = (sqrt(problems))^2

Woman = Problems

A mathematical proof of what many of us guys have always suspected. :D

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