snake kid Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 this is a song by my favorite comedy band abslolutly hilarious a bit gory though. this is my friends website. the band is called lemon demon http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockerpeller Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 :lol: :lol: I hate chuck norris!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Chuck Norris rocks. Did you know that he's counted to infinity? TWICE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon1990 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris's Calander goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No-one Fools chuck norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon1990 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 On Chuck Norris's Keyboard there is no 'Ctrl' button. Chuck Norris is always in Control! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 you're on Dixon, lol A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon1990 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck norris doesnt dump his girlfriends he punches them in the... I will stop there lol, The rest is not suitable for a family forum :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. He claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his _____. unsuitable for minors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and pooped origami swans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon1990 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon1990 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris invented the ipod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 When Chuck Norris was in Ballymote, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck N" and promptly turning in the paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon1990 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris watches Pokemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck will not take shit from anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris watches Pokemon Pokemon... not yugioh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 • When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimebag Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 chuck norris can punch you in the back of the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLB Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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