smidey Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Iraqi rugby player The Auckland Blues manager sends scouts out round the world looking for a new player to hopefully win them the Super 14 again. One scout Informs him of a talented young Iraqi winger. The coach flies to Iraq to watch him,is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to play for the Blues. Two weeks later, The Blues are 30-0 down at home to the Crusaders with only 20 minutes left. The coach gives the young Iraqi winger the nod to go on. The lad is a sensation, scores 6 tries in 20 minutes and wins the Game for the Blues. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are ecstatic, and the media love the new star. When he comes off the field he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day playing rugby for the Blues. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I Played for 20 minutes today, we were 30-0 down, but I scored 6 tries and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me". "Great," says his Mum, "now let me tell you about my day". "Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were attacked and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, all while you were having a great time. The young lad is very upset. What can I say Mum, I'm so sorry. (You'll love this bit) "Sorry?!" says his Mum "Its your fault that we moved to Manurewa in the first place!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlid7 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlid7 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 did you make it or did you find it somewhere? its very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smidey Posted June 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 did you make it or did you find it somewhere? its very good it was an email circulating yestaerday, i seem to be the hub of all email smut & humor in the construction industry from bombay north. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-town... Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :bounce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesejawa Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Love that one. I think I may have seen it somewhere before though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seahorsecrazy Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 VERY COOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockerpeller Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 :lol: haven't had a laugh like that in ages! see i told everyone rewa was worse then otara... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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