SteveA - I like your crab idea provided it could do the following:
1. be happy sitting in an unmarked fan reading the newspaper while the camera in the back clicked people doing 57 kmh in a 50 zone,
2. never both to answet 111 calls, or at least divert them as far away from the emergency as possible,
3. regularly surf the net for dodgy images and then accept a slap on the claw with a wet bus ticket,
4. "independently" investigate claims of police abusing the public by using a team of, uh, police.
Now being a crab and therefore a decapod, I'm also assuming it could issue more than double the tickets, use two PCs to download simultaneously, and so on. You might be onto something by suggesting the crabs could be traffic officers or thereabouts...
(sorry everyone, a colleague just informed me on a traffic officer sitting on 70 in a 100kmh zone, sitting in the rightmost lane, with everyone backing up behind him and unable to "under"take on the left............)