Brianemone
Go for it a least you will own your own home (did you find one on the east side)
Can't be any worse than living in Port Waikato
We have murders
Bashings
Break INS
Cars going off the road weekly
Art gallery robbers (who has escaped from jail at the moment)
Overdoses
Regular drug busts
Drownings
Boats sinking on the bar (regular)
Fires (arson)
Cars hitting live stock on road
Dairy owner getting abuse (zero tolerance for that)
ETC ETC
Makes life exciting