whetu Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 New Prescription Fish Tank Eliminates Need For Glasses While Looking At Fish SAGINAW, MI—Executives at Poseidon Aquatic Enclosures announced Monday the launch of a new line of made-to-order fish tanks that can be outfitted with customers' individual vision prescriptions. "How many times have you misplaced your eyeglasses yet still wanted to look at your fish?" company spokesperson Ian Barnes said of the new corrective tanks, which are available in sizes up to 100 gallons. "Never again with the new IchthyOptic System. Whether you have a slight astigmatism or need a bifocal tank to simultaneously look at your tiny gobies and large plecostomus, Poseidon can provide you with a crystal-clear fish-viewing solution." Barnes said the company is also developing a line of fish tanks that will incorporate Transitions-brand automatic tinting technology, which will eliminate glare when looking at fish outside on sunny days. :bounce: From The Onion - America's finest news source Note: Not all news items in The Onion are suitable for general viewing (like a lot of the Interweb) http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... _fish_tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Or just get closer. I once looked at my fish without glasses on. I was shocked by how much HUGER they looked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix44 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 you would hope that your prescription would not change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaNs Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Prescription drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 You're kidding right? You do realise you've just sourced "news" from The Onion ;D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whetu Posted May 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 You're kidding right? You do realise you've just sourced "news" from The Onion ;D. :bounce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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