Varanophile Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' :bounce: Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions! The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!' The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: 'LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott16 Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OscarBoy Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repto Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 so thats why you paid a grand for the yellow one you cunning toad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slevin12 Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OscarBoy Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 :lol: who would be the person most likely to do that on this fourm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slevin12 Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 shouldnt this be in the fun forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frog Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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